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PlayElf *possibly not safe for work*
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PlayElf *possibly not safe for work*
"Wood Elves reveal their lust-filled fantasies" hehe
Re: PlayElf *possibly not safe for work*
This is the first elf i see that shaves his ass and got a beard.
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Re: PlayElf *possibly not safe for work*
The five oclock shadow is rather amusing.
But as for shaving their posteriors? Rorax you njub, go play BG1 sometime.
"My inn is as clean as an elven arse!"
But as for shaving their posteriors? Rorax you njub, go play BG1 sometime.

"My inn is as clean as an elven arse!"
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Re: PlayElf *possibly not safe for work*
elves apparently dont grow much body hair at all, and i believe beards are basically non existant in elves. *nod*
still an amusing find Cloud, at least we all know what you get up to now!!
still an amusing find Cloud, at least we all know what you get up to now!!

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Re: PlayElf *possibly not safe for work*
Is that a female or male elf? Much like thai hookers, it is always difficult telling the differences between the sexes with elfs.
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Re: PlayElf *possibly not safe for work*
I remember laughing heartily IC and OOC at an elven character back in the NWN1 days that had a big red beard.
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Re: PlayElf *possibly not safe for work*
my eyes, they burn *staggers backwards*
One cannot unsee the seen.
One cannot unsee the seen.

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Re: PlayElf *possibly not safe for work*
Well, this was a nice thing to be exposed to five minuets after waking up in the morning. Thanks cd, i am now scared for the rest of the day. lol, but anyway, amusing.
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Pc 1: Kalavaria
Pc2: -
Retired PCs:Kyrinil, Isabella, Sayset, Iadeth, Araessa, Kalix Silvith
Past PCs: Astri, Navanna, Vess, Isett
<paazin_> I hate you.
Puny: I would stomp on a spider wearing my future babies face.
Boom: I hope he dies in a flying aids fire.
Re: PlayElf *possibly not safe for work*
After a few years it gets easy to tell.Heero wrote:Is that a female or male elf? Much like thai hookers, it is always difficult telling the differences between the sexes with elfs.
And after a few beers, I hear it dosen't even matter.


