PlayElf *possibly not safe for work*

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PlayElf *possibly not safe for work*

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"Wood Elves reveal their lust-filled fantasies" hehe
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This is the first elf i see that shaves his ass and got a beard.
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The five oclock shadow is rather amusing.

But as for shaving their posteriors? Rorax you njub, go play BG1 sometime. :roll:

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elves apparently dont grow much body hair at all, and i believe beards are basically non existant in elves. *nod*

still an amusing find Cloud, at least we all know what you get up to now!! :P
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Time to fap.
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Is that a female or male elf? Much like thai hookers, it is always difficult telling the differences between the sexes with elfs.
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I remember laughing heartily IC and OOC at an elven character back in the NWN1 days that had a big red beard.
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my eyes, they burn *staggers backwards*

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Well, this was a nice thing to be exposed to five minuets after waking up in the morning. Thanks cd, i am now scared for the rest of the day. lol, but anyway, amusing.
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Heero wrote:Is that a female or male elf? Much like thai hookers, it is always difficult telling the differences between the sexes with elfs.
After a few years it gets easy to tell.

And after a few beers, I hear it dosen't even matter. 8) :shock: :?
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