Morning breaths
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Inn: The Silver Tap.
Location: Essembra
Description: Once a fine drinking establishment that attracted the best troubadours, now dilapidated and serving a rougher crowd.
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1356dr - The Year of the Worm
Leopold cracked an eyelid with a smile. His sweet ray of sunshine was rubbing up against his morning pillar. He gave silent thanks to Sune for this one gracing his bed. Ah, sweet gods. Her mouth tasted of apples. He closed his eyes and lay back, enjoying the sensation as she dipped down and worshiped at his altar. Oh how he loved half elves.
A very familiar song came echoing along the corridor and then into the room. Leopold groaned. His paramour mistaking his groan, redoubled her efforts.
Yon birds are spring singing
Yon temple bells are ringing
Yon fair women are bringing
A good morn to you!
Despite the distraction of lips to his flute, he listens carefuly to the footsteps walking the song towards his door. At they neared, he called out…
“I’m coming, I’m coming!” and was rewarded twice over. By the footsteps (and accompanying song) jauntily receeding, and by his wonderful tryst partner (what was her name again?) making it so.
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1381dr - The Year of the Starving
Leopold cracked an eyelid with a noiseless groan. A ray of sunlight was streaming in through closed and dilapidated shutters right his damn face. He cursed at Lathander for waking him up. Ah, gods. His mouth tasted like the inside of a dwarfs boot. Gradually he became aware of the lumpy pale green woman? (gods, he hoped so) snoring next to him. Ugh, not another orc, he had promised himself that last time.
He closed his eyes, willing himself back into oblivion. Then came the voice, echoing inside his head.
Yon birds are spring singing
Yon temple bells are ringing
Yon fair women are bringing
A good morn to you!
"Piss off, you ganch" he muttered. His bed partner (please be a woman) lifted up her head, and rewarded him with an elbow in the chest.
“Ooof!” the wind was knocked out of him as she rolled over, and grabbed him painfully by the chin.
“Funny little man, telling me to piss off, eh?” she said, reaching down a hand and grabbing his balls, gripping them far more firmly than was comfortable. He winced, at being winded, at her breath, and at the promised injury to his sack.
“You couldn’t perform last night, my little songbird” she leered, shaking his bag
“so now you need to sing for your supper, maybe if you sing well, I’ll let you stay one more night”. She grabbed the top of his head, and pushed it down under the blanket.
A good morn to you! taunted the voice.
Whatever reply Leopold tried to make, was muffled.
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Leopold Ludwig Cornelius in his prime, dressed for success
Artist Unknown
12.August.2015: Never forget.