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Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris actually has played on ALFA before, but he got banned. He played a human monk that killed 3 dungeon masters.

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He can also boil water with just a look :shock:
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Level caps dont apply to him.
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He also has Keen applied to his eyebrows and shoots Powerword Kill from his nostrils.
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The most powerful and valuable magic item in the history of ALFA is actually a "Scroll of Protection from Chuck Norris" , written by Chuck Norris.
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One time Chuck Norris cast his scroll of "Protection from Chuck Norris" on himself, then he tried to roundhouse kick himself in the face.

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The reason so little is known about Ao is because he is trying to keep a low profile with Chuck Norris around.
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Chuck Norris Roundhoused Kid and Keed is the result :eek:
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Lucifer wrote:Chuck Norris Roundhoused Kid and Keed is the result :eek:
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