The Journal of Alwart Valerien, Watcher of Helm

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The Journal of Alwart Valerien, Watcher of Helm

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This is where in the future i will be crafting a journal for alwart.
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Is now a zombie.. Journal concluded.


Best.. journal.. Ever.
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Dyslexic_Author wrote:Is now a zombie.. Journal concluded.


Best.. journal.. Ever.
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My name is hollyfant, and I approve of this journal. :yeah:
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Total epic journal x14.

So epic it's text should be purple.
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I guffaw.
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We await the journal of Blwart Valerien with much anticipation.



(( at least I hope he went down swinging and protecting the innocent, and not alone in some dusty hillside slowly bleeding out with a goblin arrow through his throat))
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I would assume the latter.
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Galadorn wrote:Total epic journal x14.

So epic it's text should be purple.
Now is Purple.
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Scrawled in the margins are a few notes:
How to deal with liches:
1) Be polite.
2) Seem more useful alive than as zombie/skeleton/etc.
3) Don't mention smiting (see #1).
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