So, it is the last day of the year and I wanted to stop by and say hello to you all. Of course, ALFA as a whole (and most of you as at least a part) owe your existence to me and my creative genius. For this debt to me you owe nothing, your deeply held awe is quite enough.
I hope all of my friends on here are doing well and are happy. I hope all of my players still hold my games as the standard which shall never be surpassed. And of course, to those who don't like me, may you slowly die with the knowledge that a decaying, pus filled *something* is shoved deep into your...
Hmmmm.
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Nice to see you again too 
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haha
"The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully." -- Richard Dawkins
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I laughed hard at this, although I'm expecting the new ones to believe it. Good to hear from you, and glad you kept that ego in check.mother wrote:Of course, ALFA as a whole (and most of you as at least a part) owe your existence to me and my creative genius.
Part of ALFA since May 2000.
NWN 2 PC (BG): Layali Mae (Arcane Trickster)
NWN 2 PC (MS): Marius Lobhdain (Druid)
NWN 2 PC (BG): Layali Mae (Arcane Trickster)
NWN 2 PC (MS): Marius Lobhdain (Druid)
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Swift
- Mook
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Move along, nothing to see here.
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Who are you?
Current PCs:
NWN1: Soppi Widenbottle, High Priestess of Yondalla.
NWN2: Gruuhilda, Tree Hugging Half-Orc
NWN1: Soppi Widenbottle, High Priestess of Yondalla.
NWN2: Gruuhilda, Tree Hugging Half-Orc
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fluffmonster
- Haste Bear
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holy jesus, its mother.
Built: TSM (nwn2) Shining Scroll and Map House (proof anyone can build!)
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Grand Fromage
- Goon Spy
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I miss our campaign, mommy :(
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Heh.
Hi mommy.
Hi mommy.
“Power is holding someone else's fear in your hand and showing it to them.”
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mother
- Shambling Zombie
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Burt. That name carries two images for me; firstly of course is the gay puppet from Sesame Street. Secondly would have to be you, dear sir, the gay puppet from ALFA.
Magile, good to hear from you. And they should believe it, as it is the truest thing about this place. =)
Wynna, you have always had a kinky crush on me. Glad to see you!
Swift, I expect that is a well-used phrase for you.
Vendrin! Good to see you still hard at it, sir!
Da Fluff. Dear God, you are a permanent fixture here or something. Like one of those guys that are in tons of movies but you can't quite place their name. ha! I jest.
Grand Fauxpas! Good to see you, my friend. I do as well, it was fun as hell...well, some folks idea of Hell anyway.
Faeryl, still a damned Drow lover? =)
How is this place doing without me? Still carrying on my vision of course (In a Eurotrashy Bureaucratically mediocre way). Actually, glad to see everything carrying on though the complexity of the machine must be totally insane at this point.
Magile, good to hear from you. And they should believe it, as it is the truest thing about this place. =)
Wynna, you have always had a kinky crush on me. Glad to see you!
Swift, I expect that is a well-used phrase for you.
Vendrin! Good to see you still hard at it, sir!
Da Fluff. Dear God, you are a permanent fixture here or something. Like one of those guys that are in tons of movies but you can't quite place their name. ha! I jest.
Grand Fauxpas! Good to see you, my friend. I do as well, it was fun as hell...well, some folks idea of Hell anyway.
Faeryl, still a damned Drow lover? =)
How is this place doing without me? Still carrying on my vision of course (In a Eurotrashy Bureaucratically mediocre way). Actually, glad to see everything carrying on though the complexity of the machine must be totally insane at this point.
Who killed Cock Robin? Who killed Cock Robin?
I, said the sparrow, with my bow and arrow.
It was I only, It was I, who caught his blood, who caught his blood...
I, said the sparrow, with my bow and arrow.
It was I only, It was I, who caught his blood, who caught his blood...
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Mikayla
- Valsharess of ALFA
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Modesty always was one of Mom's best qualities.
ALFA1-NWN1: Sheyreiza Valakahsa
NWN2: Layla (aka Aliyah, Amira, Snake and others) and Vellya
NWN1-WD: Shein'n Valakasha
NWN2: Layla (aka Aliyah, Amira, Snake and others) and Vellya
NWN1-WD: Shein'n Valakasha
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ayergo
- Penguin AKA Vile Sea Tiger
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Hi Mother. Interested in some building work?
/me calls dibs
/me calls dibs
There's a place I like to hide
A doorway that I run through in the night
Relax child, you were there
But only didn't realize and you were scared
It's a place where you will learn
To face your fears, retrace the years
And ride the whims of your mind
A doorway that I run through in the night
Relax child, you were there
But only didn't realize and you were scared
It's a place where you will learn
To face your fears, retrace the years
And ride the whims of your mind