Dead

[Amar]

Is this best death, or most comical bug death?

My submissions for either:

Most Comical Bug Death:
Name: I dont remember, it was my whore PC on Shadowdale. Months after the dire bears were removed from the roads, one spawned on top of me like two steps out of town, and when i saw it spawn, there was a lag spike and she died before i had even started to move.

Rolled up a level 1 fighter, made it about 2 loading screens before running into a lone hostile, regular sized, rat. It ran up and rolled two twenties to crit me. Followed by a series of rolls 17 or higher, and took out my 10 hp before i could manage to roll the 10 i needed to hit. I did hit it at about 1 hp, but it didnt die.

Best Death:
The demise of my Paladin of Kelemvor versus Misty's drow in the arena in Westgate. Fairly epic at the time.

Level 2 Hin Barbarian dies to a mysterious horde of 5 dire rats there were "by no act of a DM" spawned in front of me while all the guards in the area mysteriously dissapeared. They chased me across Waterdeep, into a bar, up to the bartender, and killed me. Before turning and running back out the door rather than fight the barkeep.

My mage died 1 time to a pseudo-bug, got tech-rezzed from the HDM before he finally admitted it was an issue. In a plot event the HDM "accidentally" placed a nightly spawn location for about 3-7 WD thugs at the door to my persistant housing. I had to wade through a horde of thugs to get to my door. The bright side is every time I went home I got about 200 kill xp and 300-400 gold. The one time I died the misplaced spawns themselves bugged, and double-spawned. So i turn the corner, buffed and ready, to see 14 of the level 4 thugs chasing down my lone level 3 mage.

My first ALFA toon took 10 steps (literally like 10 in game yards) outside the WD gates and got swarmed by a horde of bats and killed.



Special Mentions Ive Heard Of:
Multiple PCs that have been killed by training dummies.

[hollyfant]

I thought this was funny:

Most uninteresting death ever!

Also, my first ALFA PC was killed by Elminster's undead Drow. I kid you not.

[dergon darkhelm]

EADM-Wynna loses interest.

Happens to my PC every session