
MSNBC anchor David Shuster is facing an undeserved suspension after saying that Chelsea Clinton has been "pimped out" by Hillary and her campaign. The guy was using a common expression that means one is using another for personal gain. Who cares if David is correct or not, Ol' Cankles jumped on the opportunity to express her deep offense

Honey.....that's not the first thing you are.

And Chelsea's not some innocent little victim. She's a grown woman and old enough to be pimped out. Hot enough too. I'm teasing, of course.
Anyway, insincere Shuster had to apologize the next day, and fellow MSNBC anchor, uber-douche Keith Olbermann took it upon himself to offer a nauseating apology on behalf of the entire network.
..."literally, dreadfully sorry"?
