A Dwarf performer at the Edinburgh Fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his [thingee] got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry. Daniel Blackner, or Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf, was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, off-beat performances. He was to appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member with a special apparatus. The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required. He then joined it directly to his organ. The result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.
Silly Dorfs!
Silly Dorfs!
http://abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/08/ ... ion=justin
Current PCs:
NWN1: Soppi Widenbottle, High Priestess of Yondalla.
NWN2: Gruuhilda, Tree Hugging Half-Orc
NWN1: Soppi Widenbottle, High Priestess of Yondalla.
NWN2: Gruuhilda, Tree Hugging Half-Orc
