Just so all of you don't think that I'm in reality a cheap bastard........I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something, a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's f*cked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it. Put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that -learn to f*cking type. 'Cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big f*cking surprise.
please realize that I simply copy/pasted Steve Buscemi's dialogue (as Mr. Pink) from the Reservoir Dogs diner scene as my commentary about tipping.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D_TAdHLlY0
((it's called "cinematic allusion"

ps---if any of you care to know, Malcer Angalstrand is modeled in no small part after Steve Buscemi's Mr. Pink character
