The Akbar and Renunzio Radio Show (18+)
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Kissing, Pt 1
Kissing, Pt 1
Staring:
Akbar and Christophen
Setting:
Dinner at an Alehouse
Akbar akh Asad: Christophen. I know you are having your troubles. And so I have not spoken of this. But I can be silent no longer.
Christophen Narensa: *looks up from eating*
Akbar akh Asad: I spoke to Teia.
Akbar akh Asad: Directly.
Akbar akh Asad: As you advised.
Christophen Narensa: *furrows his brow slightly*
Christophen Narensa: *nods*
Akbar akh Asad: And she feels about me....as I feel about her.
Christophen Narensa: *grins slowly*
Akbar akh Asad: *shrugs, looking at potatoes*
Akbar akh Asad: That is all there is to it. No grand thing. But... it is good that I know.
Christophen Narensa: Ell na, at beh a ged tern a avents.
Christophen Narensa: I beh appy ta ear et, lad.
Akbar akh Asad: Xavien gave his approval. And all is well. Only *shrug* I do not know how to....proceed.
Christophen Narensa: *grunts, nods slowly*
Akbar akh Asad: But I will let it be as it may.
Christophen Narensa: *continues eating*
Akbar akh Asad: Though I do suddenly wish I had kissed a woman before this. You know. A practice woman.
Christophen Narensa: *spits out the potatoes, laughs*
Christophen Narensa: *claps Akbar on the shoulder*
Christophen Narensa: Ell, ere beh tha practice Dummays aside the Rida outposts...
Akbar akh Asad: *frowns a little* It is not funny.
Christophen Narensa: *grins, nods*
Christophen Narensa: Sorra, brotha....
Christophen Narensa: *chuckles slightly to himself*
Akbar akh Asad: You may laugh! You /had/ your practice woman.
Christophen Narensa: *chuckles some more*
Christophen Narensa: *nods*
Christophen Narensa: *tries to clean up the spit out potato*
Akbar akh Asad: So...er....
Christophen Narensa: *looks at the table a moment*
Christophen Narensa: I"m na gonna beh yer parctice woman, sa nutha ask...
Christophen Narensa: *belts a small laugh*
Akbar akh Asad: I should have spent more time with that camel.
Christophen Narensa: *claps him on the shoulder, laughing*
Christophen Narensa: *laughs harder*
Christophen Narensa: I baleive yeh'd a brokan poor Ranunzia's heart....
Christophen Narensa: *wipes tears from his eyes, laughs some more*
Akbar akh Asad: Renunzio! He is our resident ladies man, yes?
Christophen Narensa: *sighs, still chuckling*
Christophen Narensa: Aye....
Akbar akh Asad: Perhaps he will, how do you say, "show me the gropes".
Christophen Narensa: *barks a laugh*
Christophen Narensa: Ropes, Akba, ropes....
Akbar akh Asad: *frowns* Yes. that is what I said, no?
Christophen Narensa: *burst into another round of laughter*
Christophen Narensa: Nay...yeh said gropes.....
Christophen Narensa: *tears stream down his face*
Akbar akh Asad: feh. *eats some potatoes*
Staring:
Akbar and Christophen
Setting:
Dinner at an Alehouse
Akbar akh Asad: Christophen. I know you are having your troubles. And so I have not spoken of this. But I can be silent no longer.
Christophen Narensa: *looks up from eating*
Akbar akh Asad: I spoke to Teia.
Akbar akh Asad: Directly.
Akbar akh Asad: As you advised.
Christophen Narensa: *furrows his brow slightly*
Christophen Narensa: *nods*
Akbar akh Asad: And she feels about me....as I feel about her.
Christophen Narensa: *grins slowly*
Akbar akh Asad: *shrugs, looking at potatoes*
Akbar akh Asad: That is all there is to it. No grand thing. But... it is good that I know.
Christophen Narensa: Ell na, at beh a ged tern a avents.
Christophen Narensa: I beh appy ta ear et, lad.
Akbar akh Asad: Xavien gave his approval. And all is well. Only *shrug* I do not know how to....proceed.
Christophen Narensa: *grunts, nods slowly*
Akbar akh Asad: But I will let it be as it may.
Christophen Narensa: *continues eating*
Akbar akh Asad: Though I do suddenly wish I had kissed a woman before this. You know. A practice woman.
Christophen Narensa: *spits out the potatoes, laughs*
Christophen Narensa: *claps Akbar on the shoulder*
Christophen Narensa: Ell, ere beh tha practice Dummays aside the Rida outposts...
Akbar akh Asad: *frowns a little* It is not funny.
Christophen Narensa: *grins, nods*
Christophen Narensa: Sorra, brotha....
Christophen Narensa: *chuckles slightly to himself*
Akbar akh Asad: You may laugh! You /had/ your practice woman.
Christophen Narensa: *chuckles some more*
Christophen Narensa: *nods*
Christophen Narensa: *tries to clean up the spit out potato*
Akbar akh Asad: So...er....
Christophen Narensa: *looks at the table a moment*
Christophen Narensa: I"m na gonna beh yer parctice woman, sa nutha ask...
Christophen Narensa: *belts a small laugh*
Akbar akh Asad: I should have spent more time with that camel.
Christophen Narensa: *claps him on the shoulder, laughing*
Christophen Narensa: *laughs harder*
Christophen Narensa: I baleive yeh'd a brokan poor Ranunzia's heart....
Christophen Narensa: *wipes tears from his eyes, laughs some more*
Akbar akh Asad: Renunzio! He is our resident ladies man, yes?
Christophen Narensa: *sighs, still chuckling*
Christophen Narensa: Aye....
Akbar akh Asad: Perhaps he will, how do you say, "show me the gropes".
Christophen Narensa: *barks a laugh*
Christophen Narensa: Ropes, Akba, ropes....
Akbar akh Asad: *frowns* Yes. that is what I said, no?
Christophen Narensa: *burst into another round of laughter*
Christophen Narensa: Nay...yeh said gropes.....
Christophen Narensa: *tears stream down his face*
Akbar akh Asad: feh. *eats some potatoes*
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Re: Kissing, Pt 1
Now you better make a part 2.ewayneself wrote:Kissing, Pt 1
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Kissing, Pt 2
Starring: Akbar and Renunzio
Setting: peaceful walk through the woods, preparing to invade a den of werewolves
Akbar akh Asad: *q* What is Narraroot?
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Narraroot is Cassil for girls.
Akbar akh Asad: agh! Renunzio, it will not come to that.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Well it should.
Akbar akh Asad: I merely need to know. How to. You know. Kiss.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Well...
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Right. Once you learn that you had best have Cassil on hand.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: It is a little hard to stop when you get started. Like a stubborn pony.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: I am confused..
Akbar akh Asad: YOU are confused?
Renunzio Buonofortuna: I thought the Werewolves were in the valley.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: This seems a long way from the valley.
Akbar akh Asad: I follow Christophen.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: But as far as kissing goes, what kind of kiss are you interested in?
Akbar akh Asad: A kiss with a girl would be best, I think.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Yes but there are lots of different kinds of kisses.
Akbar akh Asad: What are the different kinds. You name them, then I pick.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: There is the kind where you lightly nibble her bottom lip.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: You can close your eyes or gaze into hers.
Akbar akh Asad: *frowns*
Renunzio Buonofortuna: there is the brushing of lips.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: The licking of lips.
Akbar akh Asad: This is complicated.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: The kind where you put your tongue in her mouth.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Or she puts hers in yours.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Or you go back and forth.
Akbar akh Asad: This is complicated. And what of noses? I have an ample nose. Will that be a problem?
Renunzio Buonofortuna: You have to tilt you head to the side.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Sort of move in at an angle.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Like eating falafel in a a folded pita,
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Come at it sideways.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Then there is the pressing of lips.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: And your mouths may be open or closed.
Akbar akh Asad: Too many options. I need one type of kiss that I may perfect.
Akbar akh Asad: The basic kiss without ornamentation or pretense.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: So you start with one and then work on variations.
Akbar akh Asad: Yes.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Passionate, or shy?
Akbar akh Asad: Both!
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Right....
Renunzio Buonofortuna: You want to brush your lips against hers, gently, especially focusing on the top lip.
Akbar akh Asad: *quietly* But how will this work? I need practice. I do not want my first kiss to be.... unpleasant.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: It won't be.
Akbar akh Asad: Top lip yes. Gently.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Just keep your mouth slightly open, try not to drool, and be ready for an exploratory tongue.
Akbar akh Asad: Try not to drool. Right.
Akbar akh Asad: We stop talking now. I get more later. I must know about breath.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Well the breathing will get heavy if you are doing it right.
Starring: Akbar and Renunzio
Setting: peaceful walk through the woods, preparing to invade a den of werewolves
Akbar akh Asad: *q* What is Narraroot?
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Narraroot is Cassil for girls.
Akbar akh Asad: agh! Renunzio, it will not come to that.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Well it should.
Akbar akh Asad: I merely need to know. How to. You know. Kiss.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Well...
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Right. Once you learn that you had best have Cassil on hand.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: It is a little hard to stop when you get started. Like a stubborn pony.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: I am confused..
Akbar akh Asad: YOU are confused?
Renunzio Buonofortuna: I thought the Werewolves were in the valley.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: This seems a long way from the valley.
Akbar akh Asad: I follow Christophen.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: But as far as kissing goes, what kind of kiss are you interested in?
Akbar akh Asad: A kiss with a girl would be best, I think.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Yes but there are lots of different kinds of kisses.
Akbar akh Asad: What are the different kinds. You name them, then I pick.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: There is the kind where you lightly nibble her bottom lip.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: You can close your eyes or gaze into hers.
Akbar akh Asad: *frowns*
Renunzio Buonofortuna: there is the brushing of lips.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: The licking of lips.
Akbar akh Asad: This is complicated.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: The kind where you put your tongue in her mouth.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Or she puts hers in yours.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Or you go back and forth.
Akbar akh Asad: This is complicated. And what of noses? I have an ample nose. Will that be a problem?
Renunzio Buonofortuna: You have to tilt you head to the side.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Sort of move in at an angle.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Like eating falafel in a a folded pita,
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Come at it sideways.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Then there is the pressing of lips.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: And your mouths may be open or closed.
Akbar akh Asad: Too many options. I need one type of kiss that I may perfect.
Akbar akh Asad: The basic kiss without ornamentation or pretense.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: So you start with one and then work on variations.
Akbar akh Asad: Yes.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Passionate, or shy?
Akbar akh Asad: Both!
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Right....
Renunzio Buonofortuna: You want to brush your lips against hers, gently, especially focusing on the top lip.
Akbar akh Asad: *quietly* But how will this work? I need practice. I do not want my first kiss to be.... unpleasant.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: It won't be.
Akbar akh Asad: Top lip yes. Gently.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Just keep your mouth slightly open, try not to drool, and be ready for an exploratory tongue.
Akbar akh Asad: Try not to drool. Right.
Akbar akh Asad: We stop talking now. I get more later. I must know about breath.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Well the breathing will get heavy if you are doing it right.
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Pinking
Pinking
Starring: Akbar, Renunzio, and Laurelin - A mischievous elf who has been pranking people by turning their clothes pink.
Akbar akh Asad: My eyes are not believing.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Akbar.
Akbar akh Asad: Nunzio!
Renunzio Buonofortuna: *grins*
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Good to see you.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: How's tricks?
Akbar akh Asad: Tricks? You know about Laurelin's tricks?
Renunzio Buonofortuna: No.. but I can guess... has she been turning them?
Akbar akh Asad: Oh yes! She has turned many!
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Oh my.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Did she good a good price, I hope?
Akbar akh Asad: Oh, I do not know the price.
Akbar akh Asad: Let's see, there was Moonshade.
Akbar akh Asad: And that stranger with the funny hat.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Oh, a mysterious john type, eh?
Akbar akh Asad: Hrm? I do not know what his name was. It was very funny, though.
Akbar akh Asad: We all sat and watched.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Did you buy tickets?
Akbar akh Asad: Hah! I had to go outside to keep from laughing!
Akbar akh Asad: But she turned me, as well.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: *grins*
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Really?
Renunzio Buonofortuna: I would never have guessed?
Akbar akh Asad: Of course, she did not turn me against my will. I volunteered.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: I can imagine so.... a lot of pink all in all then?
Akbar akh Asad: Oh yes. There was a great deal of pink. Everywhere!
Akbar akh Asad: I am still trying to get it out of my clothes.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: All Laurelin's?
Renunzio Buonofortuna: How did Teia take that?
Akbar akh Asad: Oh, she thought it was amusing. I showed it to her.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: You don't say?
Renunzio Buonofortuna: How about the smell?
Akbar akh Asad: Oh. Well. All of my clothes have a stench right now.
Akbar akh Asad: From the pool.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Oh, of fish, then?
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Not surprising.
Laurelin: *perches lightly on the rock*
Akbar akh Asad: *grins*
Renunzio Buonofortuna: So... Laurelin... Akbar tells me you have been turning tricks.
Laurelin : I what?
Renunzio Buonofortuna: I didn't know you needed money.
Laurelin : uhm..
Akbar akh Asad: *little wave* Bah.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: So you won't let Laurelin turn any tricks for you today?
Akbar akh Asad: Oh, she could turn one trick.
Akbar akh Asad: I would very much like to see her turn a trick.
Laurelin : *squeals* WHAT?!?
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Snootypine?
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Have you done him yet?
Renunzio Buonofortuna: I heard that Leechfarm finally got a little pink on his leeches.
Laurelin : *points a finger at Nunzio* You are asking for it.
Akbar akh Asad: No, I would like to see her turn a trick on the one who stole from me.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: *shrugs innocently*
Renunzio Buonofortuna: What?
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Do you deny it?
Laurelin : *clears throat* I do not turn tricks
Akbar akh Asad: You do!
Akbar akh Asad: With the spray from your box!
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Akbar said you had an audience and everything.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Ooh....
Laurelin : no no no NO NO NO!
Laurelin : *goes red in the face and stomps*
Akbar akh Asad: I have seen it!
Laurelin : NO!
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Poor Lavender Bloththom missed that?
Renunzio Buonofortuna: He will be absolutely sundered over it.
Laurelin : Pulling a trick is not the same as TURNING one!
Akbar akh Asad: ....
Akbar akh Asad: oh.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: But people were turned.
Akbar akh Asad: *looks at Renunzio*
Renunzio Buonofortuna: With tricks.
Laurelin : *glares at nunzio*
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Starring: Akbar, Renunzio, and Laurelin - A mischievous elf who has been pranking people by turning their clothes pink.
Akbar akh Asad: My eyes are not believing.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Akbar.
Akbar akh Asad: Nunzio!
Renunzio Buonofortuna: *grins*
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Good to see you.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: How's tricks?
Akbar akh Asad: Tricks? You know about Laurelin's tricks?
Renunzio Buonofortuna: No.. but I can guess... has she been turning them?
Akbar akh Asad: Oh yes! She has turned many!
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Oh my.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Did she good a good price, I hope?
Akbar akh Asad: Oh, I do not know the price.
Akbar akh Asad: Let's see, there was Moonshade.
Akbar akh Asad: And that stranger with the funny hat.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Oh, a mysterious john type, eh?
Akbar akh Asad: Hrm? I do not know what his name was. It was very funny, though.
Akbar akh Asad: We all sat and watched.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Did you buy tickets?
Akbar akh Asad: Hah! I had to go outside to keep from laughing!
Akbar akh Asad: But she turned me, as well.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: *grins*
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Really?
Renunzio Buonofortuna: I would never have guessed?
Akbar akh Asad: Of course, she did not turn me against my will. I volunteered.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: I can imagine so.... a lot of pink all in all then?
Akbar akh Asad: Oh yes. There was a great deal of pink. Everywhere!
Akbar akh Asad: I am still trying to get it out of my clothes.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: All Laurelin's?
Renunzio Buonofortuna: How did Teia take that?
Akbar akh Asad: Oh, she thought it was amusing. I showed it to her.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: You don't say?
Renunzio Buonofortuna: How about the smell?
Akbar akh Asad: Oh. Well. All of my clothes have a stench right now.
Akbar akh Asad: From the pool.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Oh, of fish, then?
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Not surprising.
Laurelin: *perches lightly on the rock*
Akbar akh Asad: *grins*
Renunzio Buonofortuna: So... Laurelin... Akbar tells me you have been turning tricks.
Laurelin : I what?
Renunzio Buonofortuna: I didn't know you needed money.
Laurelin : uhm..
Akbar akh Asad: *little wave* Bah.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: So you won't let Laurelin turn any tricks for you today?
Akbar akh Asad: Oh, she could turn one trick.
Akbar akh Asad: I would very much like to see her turn a trick.
Laurelin : *squeals* WHAT?!?
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Snootypine?
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Have you done him yet?
Renunzio Buonofortuna: I heard that Leechfarm finally got a little pink on his leeches.
Laurelin : *points a finger at Nunzio* You are asking for it.
Akbar akh Asad: No, I would like to see her turn a trick on the one who stole from me.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: *shrugs innocently*
Renunzio Buonofortuna: What?
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Do you deny it?
Laurelin : *clears throat* I do not turn tricks
Akbar akh Asad: You do!
Akbar akh Asad: With the spray from your box!
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Akbar said you had an audience and everything.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Ooh....
Laurelin : no no no NO NO NO!
Laurelin : *goes red in the face and stomps*
Akbar akh Asad: I have seen it!
Laurelin : NO!
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Poor Lavender Bloththom missed that?
Renunzio Buonofortuna: He will be absolutely sundered over it.
Laurelin : Pulling a trick is not the same as TURNING one!
Akbar akh Asad: ....
Akbar akh Asad: oh.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: But people were turned.
Akbar akh Asad: *looks at Renunzio*
Renunzio Buonofortuna: With tricks.
Laurelin : *glares at nunzio*
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