A Land Far Away

darrenhfx · Post by **darrenhfx** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:54 pm

The Spartans apparently had a great dental plan.

Mord · Post by **Mord** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:16 pm

Grand Fromage wrote:

ROFLSAUCE

White Warlock · Post by **White Warlock** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:25 pm

That red sauce on pasta is mesmerizing.

psycho_leo · Post by **psycho_leo** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:02 pm

ThinkTank · Post by **ThinkTank** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:58 pm

SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Swift · Post by **Swift** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:53 pm

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31520

My final analysis is 300 the most ass-ruling movie I’ve seen this year, and will probably be the King of 2007 unless someone makes a movie where a pair of sentient boobs fights a werewolf.

How eloquently put.

darrenhfx · Post by **darrenhfx** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:56 pm

That may well be the funniest review ever... how long before we see sentient boobs now?

hollyfant · Post by **hollyfant** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:14 pm

Didn't Woody Allen do that one already?

Nekulor · Post by **Nekulor** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:33 pm

He did. Oddly, it was a terrible movie.

Mikayla · Post by **Mikayla** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:04 pm

That WAS the funniest movie review I've ever read (my previous fav was Ann Coulter's review of Sea Biscuit - yes, I know Ann Coulter is a neo-conservative whack job, but damn she wrote a funny review of that movie).

Fortunately for me, there is an IMAX theatre in my town - and if its playing 300, I will be there!

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:12 pm

300 + IMAX = win

Joachim · Post by **Joachim** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:10 am

Wheres the nearst Imax in England?

Drankathar · Post by **Drankathar** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:01 am

imax and this movie would rock.. cant wait to see this movie should be schweeeeet

RED SAUCE ON PASTA!!!!!!

ElCadaver · Post by **ElCadaver** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:39 am

Swift wrote:http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31520

My final analysis is 300 the most ass-ruling movie I’ve seen this year, and will probably be the King of 2007 unless someone makes a movie where a pair of sentient boobs fights a werewolf.
How eloquently put.

Ass-ruling is quite accurate. Apparently all the spartan warriors were bott-burglers. The all had sex with the new younger warriors, as this was thought to build unit cohesion and a caring for their fellow warrior. That, and they all got to get their rocks off while out on a campaign. I hope that aspect is left out of the movie.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:26 am

Thar be two in London. Also, Brum, Bradford, Bristol, Manchester, iirc.