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Rumple C
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Post by Rumple C »

rumour has it there may be satire in the upcoming herald.

Offcourse I wouldnt know anything about it.
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Twiggy
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Post by Twiggy »

Orcpaladin wrote::evil: Number 4 just made milk come out of my nose. You need to put a warning on these damn things.
ROFL!!! I win!!! :lol:
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Twiggy
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Post by Twiggy »

#6

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psycho_leo
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Post by psycho_leo »

ROTFL :lol:
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Post by HEEGZ »

Hehe, great stuff. Too bad it hits so close to home :?
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Vendrin
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:lol:
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KalevD
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Post by KalevD »

LOL! Keep 'em coming Twigs, you're 6 for 6 so far. :lol:
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boombrakh
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Post by boombrakh »

good stuff.


POW! Right in the kisser!
pragmatic (adj.)
The opposite of idealistic is pragmatic, a word that describes a philosophy of "doing what works best."
From Greek pragma "deed," the word has historically described philosophers and politicians who were
concerned more with real-world application of ideas than with abstract notions. A pragmatic person
is sensible, grounded, and practical.
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darrenhfx
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Post by darrenhfx »

How did I miss this one? Well spoofed. :)
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Mizbiz
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Post by Mizbiz »

Funny! :D
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Twiggy
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Post by Twiggy »

#7

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Inaubryn
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Post by Inaubryn »

Oh dear.
"You people have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation! So, from now on, when Private Pyle fucks up... I will not punish him. I will punish all of you! And the way I see it, ladies... you owe me for one jelly donut! Now, get on your faces!"
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NickD
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NWN2: Gruuhilda, Tree Hugging Half-Orc
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KalevD
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NickD wrote:Image
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psycho_leo
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Post by psycho_leo »

This one wins! ROTFL! :lol:
Current PC: Gareth Darkriver, errant knight of Kelemvor
Se'rie Arnimane: Time is of the essence!
Nawiel Di'malie: Shush! we're celebrating!
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