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Twiggy
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Post by Twiggy »

#4

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Messier and uglier than the rest but hey....I'm on vacation and can't be expected to work too hard. :lol:
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Post by PensivesWetness »

What is loot? i've played for YEARS and best i found/nipped/aquired in all my days as an adventuar...

was some OK loot that came with great memories.... :wink:
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Post by Mulu »

Heh, I was wondering that myself.

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Post by Drankathar »

nice twiggs, pritty much exactly what happens these days as well :lol:
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Post by pagoda_5b »

You're huge, Twiggy, I'm laughing myself out with your strips

*Olisha twigs and winks Twiggy*
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Post by Stormseeker »

lol i was just thinking of all the players who did die to a chicken in alfa. :D
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Post by Tynndahl »

really outdone yerself.
thank you for a good chuckle. :)
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Post by KalevD »

The ironically fallen PCs of ALFA thank you Twigs, heh. Their deaths seem to have slightly more meaning now.
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#5

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Post by psycho_leo »

LMAO :lol:
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Post by Mikayla »

That last one is killing me! Too damn funny.

However, #4 would be funnier if chickens did not actually cause more deaths in ALFA than dragons - hell, dying to a chicken is nothing to be ashamed of around here; in fact, I hear in Shadowdale its the leading cause of adventuar death.... ;)
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Post by Burt »

lmao, uber! If only we had more skilled satirists in ALFA.

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Post by Twin Axes »

Laughed out loudly! Keep em coming.
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Post by Mikayla »

Burt:
lmao, uber! If only we had more skilled satirists in ALFA.

*nudges Mik in the ribs*
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Post by Orcpaladin »

:evil: Number 4 just made milk come out of my nose. You need to put a warning on these damn things.
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