ALFA WARS, Episode IV, A New Hopelessness

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Twiggy
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I got to be a foul mouthed biotch and thin. Woohooo!!! :lol: 8)
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Post by Nalo Jade »

I've seen better... =)~

j/k very fun read Mik.
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Post by darrenhfx »

Very nice :)
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Post by indio »

lmao

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You're such a good writer, Kayla.
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Post by Mikayla »

**bows humbly**

Thank you for the compliments, and for those of you lampooned, especially Indio, Evro and Lem, thank you for your sense of humor.
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Post by Zakharra »

A good read Mik. As always. :D
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Post by MorbidKate »

Here's an idea, how about making a book out of this, fill it with copyrighted material and contact Lucas to see if he would mind if you published it for profit?

WotC might have his number :shock:
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Katebacca wrote:Rrrrrrrwwaaawwaaaaarrrrrrarr! :shock:
:roll:
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AcadiusLost wrote:
Katebacca wrote:Rrrrrrrwwaaawwaaaaarrrrrrarr! :shock:
:roll:
LOL
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Post by Inaubryn »

The part about Sadei had me dyin' because, I was there. And it's funny because it's true. But, the rest was pretty damn funny too. Brings back memories. Those were the days.
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Post by Xityar »

*points to Inaubryn* He pushed me in that warehouse! 'sides, I did pretty well. Only reason I ended up dead, was because i slipped and fell off a ledge*

I mean eventually my level one would find her way out of undermountian.. right?

:P yeah fun stuff
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Post by ecclessia »

Ah, Sadei...

Good times on Skullport, indeed. You rock, Mik :)
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Post by Nekulor »

Great parody. Now, how do you get acess to the death forums? I will find out how to use it and become the ultimate power in this universe!

Bwuhahahaha! :twisted: :shock:
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Post by Stormseeker »

lol i just seen this...well done. :)
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Post by Mikayla »

Bump. The bump is for mother and WW2 and any other old ALFAns who may have missed out on some of ALFA's "current" events (though, actually, the things that happened in this parody happened over a year ago - c'est la vie - for a parody of the truly recent, see Twiggy's cartoon thread).


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