I haven't seen Donovan lately. I wonder if he really did - her train of thought is interrupted as a rather large, rather sour-smelling dwarf heaved himself up into the chair beside her.
"Excuse me, dwarf," she announced, glaring at the offending creature, "but I don't recall inviting you to sit here."
The dwarf mumbled something about ale as her companion Oshnar returned to sit, followed by the healed Elf. Sela frowned. "Shove off, dwarf, and get your own ale." Her glare intensified as the dwarf's head turned towards her.
"That's no way to treat a respectable old dwarf!" he proclaimed, an expression of mock shock on his face.
"Oh?" countered Sela, sneering. "And I suppose your coming up here uninvited was the height of good manners, hm?" She shifted her glare to Oshnar and the Elf, who were keeping silent, their eyes downcast. "Well, you may be content to sit here with uninvited company, but I'm not. Good night."
It may have ended there. The tavern life may have continued unabated. But as Sela strode away, she overheard the dwarf muttering beneath his breath ... "Damn thick-headed human."
Sela stiffened. No-one talked to her that way. No-one. She spun on her heel and placed one hand on the hilt of her rapier. "What was that, dwarf?" she snarled.
The dwarf grinned, showing yellowed, uneven teeth. He hopped from his chair and strode around the table, coming to a stop a few feet in front of Sela. He grinned up at her and replied, "I said, you were a damned, thick-headed human."
In a flash her rapier was out and the point digging into the dwarf's throat. "I suggest you take that back, dwarf," she hissed.
The dwarf just laughed. "Thick-headed human," he repeated, a malicious glint in his eye.
Sela's arm twitched, preparing to flick the rapier across the offending creatures throat, when she felt cold steel at her own neck, and a low, menacing voice spoke in her ear: "Put it away."
She stiffened. The dwarf grinned wider, and the blade at her own neck did not relent. "I'm not about to let that insult pass," she rasped past the razor-edged steel.
There was a hesitation, then the blade withdrew. "Take it outside," the voice said, and the dwarf continued to grin. "Outside, ye say?" the insolent creature crowed. "I'll meet ye there, human."
Sela turned to glare at the interloper - a tall, armored human that she had seen but never met before - and stalked after the dwarf as it headed to the door, her fingers curling and uncurling on her blade's hilt. The dwarf suddenly broke into a sprint as it neared the doorway, and she hurried after, seeing it dodge behind Genaro's smithy.
Sela turned the corner and confronted the dwarf, her blade held ready at her side. The patrons of the inn hurried out after her, most distressed, some amused. The dwarf, trapped, stepped forward.
"Last chance, dwarf." Sela's grip on her weapon tightened. "Take it back."
The dwarf grinned. "No." It stepped closer. Sela pressed her rapier into the creature's throat. The onlooking crowd cringed. "No?"
"'Ow many times do I 'ave to say this? Yer ... a ... thick-headed ... dull-witted ... thrice-damned human!" The dwarf's grin stretched from ear to ear, a malicious and wholly unpleasant sight.
Sela's mouth twitched up into a small, cruel grin of her own. "Fine." Her wrist twitched, and the tip of her rapier slipped through the dwarf's throat, then sliced out the side, a spray of blood following. She didn't flinch as it splashed across her face, but instead glared as the dwarf clutched his throat, blood seeping through his clenched fingers, and sank to the ground, gurgling.
Sela gave the twitching body of the dwarf a hard kick to the ribs, then spit upon its back as blood seeped into the snow. As the creature gasped its dying breaths, she leaned in close to its ear and hissed, "In your next life ... think twice before insulting a woman."
The crowd parted fearfully away from her as she strode back to the inn.
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Muh first CvC! Admittedly on the OAS, but I felt it deserved some special mention.
Now, when we got outside, DM Regas - whose plot, I realized later, I had just thrown into shambles (Sorry, Regas


Anyway ... yup. Ah wins. [Holds bloodied rapier in the air triumphantly]