How old is the typical alfa'n ?

Liam · Post by **Liam** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 9:35 pm

32 year old actuary.

Arkan Bladesinger · Post by **Arkan Bladesinger** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 10:13 pm

Been 29 for about three weeks now, graduated from business school as HRM "professional", but still working as a lousy small boss/representative in a lousy supermarket...

Lasu · Post by **Lasu** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 10:30 pm

Shouldn't this be in Off Topic?

rushxxi · Post by **rushxxi** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 10:37 pm

I'm 26 and work for the government doing dangerous things that are normally illegal. I have never obtained a confession through the use of force (Brown v. Mississippi), but it's my favorite part of the job.

Mikayla · Post by **Mikayla** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 10:54 pm

Well, I am 136 years old and currently a graduate student in Theology. Because of the current Global War against Shade Terrorism, I am having to complete my studies via correspondance school, but I recently passed the tests of Lolth so I am almost done!! To bad about my best friend and sorority sister though. Anyway, after getting my graduate degree in Lothian Theology I hope to get a tenure track position as an instructor at either the University of Menzoberranzan, Tier Breche campus in the Arach Tinilith School for Priestesses, or at University of Ched, Zhennu Orbb campus at either the Xonathull Magthere school or the Eyes of the Spider school for priestesses. When not studying, praying or sacrificing, I like short walks on the beaches of the Darklake, sappy plays about the fall of Arvandor, and cute cuddly spiders. My favorite number is 8, my favorite color is black, and my favorite food is Darthiir-pie (though be sure there are no hairs! Nothing ruins a good pie like finding some long blond hair in your meal!). Oh, and I am currently single!

In my spare time I play SRPGs (Scryingpool Role-Playing Games) in which I usually play a mid-level 30-something bisexual lawyer-slash-gamer-chick who drives too fast. I have found I really enjoy RPing such an evil character because she does things I would never do, like actually loving and kissing and taking care of her child (before you freak out, just remember, its only a game!).

Aluve'!

Orcpaladin · Post by **Orcpaladin** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 11:40 pm

What is this, a pick-up thread?

Who cares what you look like?

Sheesh....freakin' nerds.

I turned 36 last month. Math teacher, husband, stepfather of one, and father of THE TWO MOST BEAUTIFUL KIDS EVERY CREATED. I'd put their pics up, but....well, I'm OP and don't know how to do that.

I'm incredibly seXXXay with long hair and....damn....got me doing it now.

Tynndahl · Post by **Tynndahl** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 11:47 pm

Dam!! i thought this was a "how old is your PC thread"...

but congrats to all the fathers, mothers, graduates, those soon to turn 14-50..and any one else that had something to say!

Live on!

((PS LOL Mikayla))

Darchon · Post by **Darchon** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 11:47 pm

Today is my 24th birthday.

Ethbaal · Post by **Ethbaal** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:03 am

20, starting my junior year at UCLA.

ThinkTank · Post by **ThinkTank** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:35 am

20... I own a claymore, a kilt and am a compulsive lier... 'nuf said

((WARNING: If seen do not approach, suspect may be alarmed and dangerous))

Twiggy · Post by **Twiggy** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:20 am

Darchon wrote:Today is my 24th birthday.

Happy Birthday.

LBaeldeth · Post by **LBaeldeth** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:54 am

19 ... pushed paper for a real estate company for a year, decided I didn't want to do that for a living, and so have started attending university this fall.

Now I can get a PhD in History ... and go back to pushing paper for some other company.

At least I'll have a nice decoration in my cubicle.

Castano · Post by **Castano** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:59 am

zicada wrote:Ok, ill do me too:

24yrs old, working for Dell. I like technogadgets, underground music, teh intarnet and whiskey.

you work for Dell? oh my god do you have balls admitting that...every time my computer goes on the fritz I'm gonna PM you about it forever man.....

j/k

Lusipher · Post by **Lusipher** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 3:05 am

No wonder my dell f*cks up...all the Euros and Indians are trying to fix it.

Castano · Post by **Castano** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 3:09 am

how many Norwegians does it take to fix a Dell?

A Land Far Away

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