Frarry and Friends

[neoangelican]

So....Why don't you tell them how many times Frarry has started crap with PC's and NPC's and has almost dies cause of it...here are a few to get everyone started:
1) Frarry vs. The Golden Horn - Winner: Frarry
synopsis: Frarry has a knack for Blackjack and Roulette. So much so that he has won several thousand gold at the Golden Horn gambling House north of VIrgin's Square in Waterdeep. Any who visited the establishment could hear Frarry exclaim, "I have Won!" as he ran between the two tables. The dealers there know him by name.
2) Frarry vs. Bron - Winner: Frarry
Synopsis: Frarry matches his wits against the evil wizard Bron Arna. Shade Colt had discovered what was to become of Bron and Frarry gave him his witty smackdown..."Bron I want you to see me smile"
3) Frarry vs. "The Slap" - Winner: "The Slap"
Synopsis: Let's face it, Frarry says alot of things he shouldn't. Sometimes, Frarry says things that many can't even believe he would even say. Alas, justice is served by the now acclaimed "The Slap". Fyevara began the slapping whenever she met him after his rude comment about her yabos. To this day Frarry has recieved "The Slap" over a thousand times.
4) Frarry vs. Fyevara - Winner: Frarry
Synopsis: Frarry insults Fye's clothes yet again...Fye taking a note from one of Frarry's famous sayings...she goes across the table at the safehaven trying to get ahold of the little Frarry...Frarry rolls away but is pounced on by Fye, he barely escapes her grasp, runs, and hides in his room.
5) Frarry vs. Norick - Winner: Frarry
Synopsis: Despite his vulgarity, Frarry is good at heart. Frarry attempted to convince several people to not venture into undermountain. Frarry was blunt about it but what he said was his plea to help them. They insulted Frarry, punched his bodyguard and that set Frarry off. Frarry ran towards the door of the SafeHaven, Shot Norick good and dodged a fireball before he ran out and hid.
6) Frarry vs. NPC Wizard - Winner: NPC wizard
Synopsis: Clearly the shortest of Frarry's spats. After journeying through a dungeon the wizard had said was not challenging for him he had but one thing to say..."Pfft for the inexperineced you said." The wizard surrounded himself in a ring of fire and commanded the group to leave...Frarry was the first out the door.

Well, I hope this little post has been enlightening into the life of Frarry Feldowbar.

[ish07]

Frarry v. Bron: Expanded

It all began in the Safehaven Inn, where a callous wizard irked the ire of a heinously verbal halfling. Push never came to shove, and when an odd evening of killing kids and slaying shadow fiends was at a close, it was revealed that Bron Arna, the detestable director of the arcane, would suffer a horrible fate worse than death. Frarry Feldowbar, the impetous hin, learned of the sinister designs against Bron. He walked up to the purple garbed wizard, and said, "I want you to see me smile," and promptly splayed a huge grin on his diminuitive features.

Frarry: 1 Bron: 0

A cat and mouse game ensued, most often ending in Frarry hiding behind his friends. However, in a bizarre twist of fate, Bron Arna perished on the same expedition that Frarry Feldowbar tried to dissuade a large group of adventurers against. It was this same event in which Frarry's recently hired bodyguard took a blow to the jaw and in which Frarry himself dodged an angry mage's fireball.
When all was said and done, the adventurer's embarked, Bron among them, and he was slain within the bowels of the earth (the actual earth, not the inn).

Frarry: 2 Bron: 0 Game, set, match.

[neoangelican]

The original group from left to right: Bear Immontan, uthgardt Barbarian of the Storm Watcher Tribe (those are snake skin boots by the way). FyeVara Amalith, half-elven (moon elf) Rashemi follower of The HIdden One (Mystra). Dalon Arogard, archer from Arabel. Frarry Feldowbar, master trapspringer and sneaky hin. Finally Shade Colt, battle priest of Tempus. This picture reeeks of 60's cartoon coolness...

[ish07]

Frarry v. The Orc Horde

While Frarry and FyeVara were exploring the Daggerford Wilderness, an orc horde began its charge over the landscape, wreaking havoc all over Daggerford. Frarry and FyeVara turned and ran, seeking safety among the caravan leaders near the town. The orcs came and slew the caravan guards, and then FyeVara as she struggled to escape while dragging the armor of a fallen guard.
Frarry had made his escape but returned to help his fallen friend: he grabbed both of FyeVara's legs and put them over his shoulders, securing her by grabbing her ankles, and proceeded to attempt to drag her to the the town. Well, apparently halfling rogues aren't adept at dragging the corpses of half-elf women in full armor across long distances, and the orcs easily caught Frarry and cut him down. Some brave adventurers later found the hapless hin and his slaughtered companion, and the two were resurrected.

The Orc Horde: 1 Frarry: 0

[neoangelican]

it's pretty sad when an orc horde sneaks up on ya....

[neoangelican]

actually, it's technically 6 - 1327 if you include the amount of times he's been slapped.

[neoangelican]

Running score update is now 7 - 1333, the slap is now been administered 1332 times.