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Grand Fromage wrote:Hey now, don't scare him away. I'm still waiting to hear how the Illuminati were using Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to lay the foundations of their New World Order. After all, mutant turtles = REPTILIANS! HELLO I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE HAS NOTICED THIS BEFORE ME
And as land dwelling critters, shouldn't they really be known as Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortoises? What's up with that?
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NickD wrote:
Grand Fromage wrote:Hey now, don't scare him away. I'm still waiting to hear how the Illuminati were using Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to lay the foundations of their New World Order. After all, mutant turtles = REPTILIANS! HELLO I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE HAS NOTICED THIS BEFORE ME
And as land dwelling critters, shouldn't they really be known as Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortoises? What's up with that?
Does a sewer count as land, though? There's water, so it could be near enough to a amphibian habitat. This is all totally missing the point of the Illuminati angle though.
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saw it last night, it rocked, thoroughly enjoyed it.
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Grand Fromage wrote:
NickD wrote:
Grand Fromage wrote:Hey now, don't scare him away. I'm still waiting to hear how the Illuminati were using Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to lay the foundations of their New World Order. After all, mutant turtles = REPTILIANS! HELLO I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE HAS NOTICED THIS BEFORE ME
And as land dwelling critters, shouldn't they really be known as Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortoises? What's up with that?
Does a sewer count as land, though? There's water, so it could be near enough to a amphibian habitat. This is all totally missing the point of the Illuminati angle though.
Well, I'm no zoologist, but I believe that if they were turtles they would have flippers rather than the more conventional limbs.
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OR MAYBE CUS ITS A CARTOON OMG!

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transformers taste like motor oil :?
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NickD wrote:Well, I'm no zoologist, but I believe that if they were turtles they would have flippers rather than the more conventional limbs.
Hello, mutant turtles! Didn't you pay attention at all? It was all a conspiracy to get us to accept the genetically modified mind control corn.
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Mainstream TMNT is all about the Benjamins, and Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird had little to do with it after they sold the rights.

First comic was also written and illustrated by a pair of Daredevil fans, who also happened to be fine writers and artists, er that being Eastman and Laird.

Besides, everyone knows Cocacola is out to POISON US ALL! Drink Pepsi. :P
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Grand Fromage wrote:Hello, mutant turtles! Didn't you pay attention at all? It was all a conspiracy to get us to accept the genetically modified mind control corn.
I'm sorry, but that's far too much of a mutation for us to realistically expect! Limbs instead of flippers on a turtle!? I say pft to you, sir. Pft!
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NickD wrote:
Grand Fromage wrote:Hello, mutant turtles! Didn't you pay attention at all? It was all a conspiracy to get us to accept the genetically modified mind control corn.
I'm sorry, but that's far too much of a mutation for us to realistically expect! Limbs instead of flippers on a turtle!? I say pft to you, sir. Pft!
You dare question the mutagenic skills of the Illuminati and their reptilian allies? I mean hell, they turned the Zeta Reticulians into the greys--they were originally an avian race, but the transformation gave them psionic abilities to use against the Draconis. I'm sure they can change a flipper.
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Grand Fromage wrote:You dare question the mutagenic skills of the Illuminati and their reptilian allies? I mean hell, they turned the Zeta Reticulians into the greys--they were originally an avian race, but the transformation gave them psionic abilities to use against the Draconis. I'm sure they can change a flipper.
Pft. Even a 5 year old child could turn an avian race into a grey. They basically look like plucked birds anyway! I think you're underestimating the differences between a flipper and a limb. I mean one is flat and wide and the other is round and thin for the love of god!
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maybe this thread should be about TMNT and conspiracy theories.. Not Transformers.
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Or maybe the TMNT-hijackers should fuck off and make their own thread! This thread is dedicated to the Transformers-goodness! Now worship the symbol of your choice. We will later duke it out on cybertron in the afterlife!

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Holy jesus.
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Wake up dude, he is not holy. Haven't you read the threads?
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NickD wrote:
Grand Fromage wrote:You dare question the mutagenic skills of the Illuminati and their reptilian allies? I mean hell, they turned the Zeta Reticulians into the greys--they were originally an avian race, but the transformation gave them psionic abilities to use against the Draconis. I'm sure they can change a flipper.
Pft. Even a 5 year old child could turn an avian race into a grey. They basically look like plucked birds anyway! I think you're underestimating the differences between a flipper and a limb. I mean one is flat and wide and the other is round and thin for the love of god!
hello psionics! Damn man, if you don't watch out MJ12 is gonna grab you. :O
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