That was the bloomin' lamest boast I done ever did see there Abner.
I seen roadkill more excited about hyway hide and seek.
I seen hookers more excited about 3 for 1 weekend at the SAW (Sadist Appreciation Week) Conference.
I seen Greenpeace moar excited at the annual BYOBW (Bring Your Own Baby Whale) Barbeque.
Pick it up son. Sheesh, I seen corpses with more emotion.
