Travel Tips: Paris in December

[Rumple C]

Pretty sure that the French foreign legion only takes men.

There is a reason for this. Two rather.

Boobs.

And one target for said swift kick per reason. Such poetic symmetry.

This is why they'll never let you lace up those combat boots.

[Rumple C]

Pretty sure that the French foreign legion only takes men.

There is a reason for this. Two rather.

Boobs.

And one target for said swift kick per reason. Such poetic symmetry.

This is why they'll never let you lace up those combat boots.

[Rumple C]

Ahem... Stupid cell phone.

[loulabelle]

The Catacombs.

Eat all the cheese.

[Castano]

Notre Dame cathedral and the tower steps (the steps are nicely worn down from ages of people climbing).
Trying to score with hot French wait staff
Eiffel tower
Louvre because they have all the valuable artwork
Versailles
Shitty cafes with coffee, croissant and disaffected youth


Oh and the foreign legion takes women as of 2000, though none have joined/been accepted. Not sure any have tried. It's only female member remains Susan Travers, a WWII vet who led 2500 soldiers in a daring breakout from Bir Hakeim in N. Africa. Maybe you too can be the next Ms. Travers.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/8271773.stm

[Castano]

oh and fuck the doner kebab street food. Get your hands on $80 and have a real proper French meal. Also real cheese aged the proper amount of days, not over 60 like in the USA. Cheese that might kill you according to the FDA.

Perhaps you can eat the now banned Ortolan bird if you can find it.

[Hialmar]

You can eat frog legs or snails.

Never ate any myself as I find this disgusting but still you can eat that.