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Seconds please :P
Meebu Nalfinksder Woohoo IV: Hey boss. . remember that time when we fought those undead firebreathing sheep?
Kric Bendt: . . . .
Kric Bendt: bahh
Meebu Nalfinksder Woohoo IV: Exactly boss!
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MORE!!
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keep em commin! i need to learn hehehe
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More!
Meebu Nalfinksder Woohoo IV: Hey boss. . remember that time when we fought those undead firebreathing sheep?
Kric Bendt: . . . .
Kric Bendt: bahh
Meebu Nalfinksder Woohoo IV: Exactly boss!
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MORE! :D
<GF|sleep> I'm just glad that now when I get diabetes from drinking the sweet, sweet tears of republicans I can go to a doctor ;o

<spiderjones> Actually every sink except the kitchen one is horribly clogged and shoots out blood and sometimes excrement
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Da Trip back home is a fast one .. I keep to me self and make haste … im still no sure oh how ima deal wit being a failure .. I aint never failed at notin me whole life … but I can no find tha maggot … an im sick oh looking …. I enter da deep in da dark oh tha night .. not really wanting to see anyone .. just wanting to ave a drink or ten … word spreads fast im back in town .. an afore long I get word dat Jarlen be wanting a sit down wit me… tis spose ta be important …. We set a time a time ta meet at tha safe house …an I proceed ta drink till I cant member no more.

Tha day comes for the sit down .. an I cant say im ina hurry to be seein tha crew … I take the long way to da safe house … thinking bout how I liked living in da wilds wit dat ranger… as I walk the streets tis second nature fer me to check me trail .. sees ifin im being followed … I scan every alley and window with out even realizing im doing it … hells .. who am I fooling .. this city is more wild an savage then any wilderness … an I fit right in … more so then I would in any forest… me time was nice wit da ranger .. an he taught me many skills ... bu he was a fool an died a fools death… my mood improves immediately.

I arrive at da safe house and enter in da best mood ive seen in weeks … I enter to see a dozen or so of tha crew lounging in da great room .. drinking and dicing .. telling lies an joking … it felt good ta be back amongst me mates…I elp me self to the first bottle I see an flop in a over stuffed chair… trade some friendly insults with me mates and wait fer Jarlens grand entrance… I don’t ave ta wait long afore he makes his way into da room .. hes got one of me solders walking wit em .. a hin pigeon plucker name of Sagrin .. ive been showin em tha trade an he was an average earner .. nothing ta brag about though.

Jarlen asks me how I been .. me look tells em ta change the subject…. He just smiles an moves on to business … da captains move to da table an da sit down starts…. Jarlen Talks about some issues tha been going on in tha deep an some oh our investments in other citys … when it looks like da sit down is soon ta be over he says der be two things left ta speak of… he calls Sagrin over to the captains table an congratulates em ona job well done .. seems anton is dead after all .. an Sagrin helped set up tha ambush… every one in the house was cheering on Sagrin for a job well done .. cept me…. I wasn’t happy.

Now that me mood is ruined again … I cut the cheers off and aske what da last order of business be about … and tha news is just the kind I be wantin ta hear…. Seems some hero from tha dales is in our city making noise … some dwarf … name of Fallin or Falling .. or some such …braggin in public bout how he is gona get rid or the shadow thieves .. and clean the city up… this dwarf is a leader in tha dales and commands men .. very powerful from what i told … I say es a fool .. an will die a fools death fer coming ere thinking we care bout is deeds and reputation.

Jarlen asks ifin I can handle tha job .. or if I want Sagrin to take care of it … with a curse I smash me bottle against a wall and storm out of the house … as I slam the door I hear laughter behind me …. This dwarf has no chance at life …. E be dead already an just don’t know it … Ima dead em twice ..once fer being a fool .. an once fer anton.
......... Im sorry , I didnt think you wanted your gold the way you let it hang in that pouch

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rofl!! :lol:
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Awesome!
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Post by Mord »

Thats what we want to hear!
<GF|sleep> I'm just glad that now when I get diabetes from drinking the sweet, sweet tears of republicans I can go to a doctor ;o

<spiderjones> Actually every sink except the kitchen one is horribly clogged and shoots out blood and sometimes excrement
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Last transit through Baghdad, got caught up on the new entry. Great stories both created and told. I'll try and check back now and again to see the further annals of Mashan.
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*cough*
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<Burt> I lost my heart to pokemon porn so I wouldn't understand

<Thrasymachus>I gotta tell ya, Being the HDM of WD is like dating the school ho. Everytime ya get intimate ya notice another tat on her but with a friends (or rivals) name
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more please :(
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Post by fade »

*sighs*
Meebu Nalfinksder Woohoo IV: Hey boss. . remember that time when we fought those undead firebreathing sheep?
Kric Bendt: . . . .
Kric Bendt: bahh
Meebu Nalfinksder Woohoo IV: Exactly boss!
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omgmore!!1
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Post by Mord »

Uhm.. What GF said!
<GF|sleep> I'm just glad that now when I get diabetes from drinking the sweet, sweet tears of republicans I can go to a doctor ;o

<spiderjones> Actually every sink except the kitchen one is horribly clogged and shoots out blood and sometimes excrement
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