A DM known as Rotku

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Deathmage
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A DM known as Rotku

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Sing to Livin' La Vida Loca. This is written by me after seeing Shrek 2 for the second time :D

The snowfield bit refers to my character Sedi Snaketongue, who got his snake tongue and fingers cut off by (you guessed it) Rotku, who then proceeded to rape his mind and drug him. Finally, Rotku dumped him in IWD (but he did give me arrows, that was for the rhyming :D ).

Download it from somewhere, crank up the volume, and sing it! yeaaaaaaah!

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He's into ALFA
DM and player kills
I feel a premonition
This guy's gonna make me fall
He's into cruel punishments, tortures and flaming lights
He's got a new way to kill you each and every night

He'll make you take your clothes off
And go dancing in the rain
He'll make you live the crazy life
Or he'll take away your pain
Like an arrow to the brain

Upside inside out
The DM is known as Rotku
He'll push and pull you down
The DM who's known as Rotku
His heart is midnight black
He'll put your corpse in a sack
He will wear you out
The DM who's known as Rotku
DM who's known as Rotku

Woke up in Icewind Dale
On a piece of white snowfield.
He took my tongue and he took my arrows
Must've slipped me a sleeping pill

He never plays it nicely
Makes you raid a gnoll fortress
And once you have a taste of him
You'll never be the same
He'll make you go insane

Upside inside out
The DM is known as Rotku
He'll push and pull you down
The DM who's known as Rotku
His heart is midnight black
He'll put your corpse in a sack
He will wear you out
The DM who's known as Rotku
DM who's known as Rotku

He'll make you take your clothes off
And go dancing in the rain
He'll make you live the crazy life
Or he'll take away your pain
Like an arrow to the brain

Upside inside out
The DM is known as Rotku
He'll push and pull you down
The DM who's known as Rotku
His heart is midnight black
He'll put your corpse in a sack
He will wear you out
The DM who's known as Rotku
DM who's known as Rotku
DM who's known as Rotku
Last edited by Deathmage on Mon Jun 28, 2004 7:57 am, edited 2 times in total.
Bang!

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I'm famous!!
For autographs or a personal meeting with Rotku please send a request to his manager with $20 attached....
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oh aye, you guys haven't even laid your eyes on the Rotku Ledgends yet...
Bang!

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Post by Meatdog »

roflmao

That was great DM :lol:
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Post by Wyvern »

Lmfao.
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