The entire thing is written on a large piece of tattered cloth that looks like it used to hold a sandbag before it tore. The writing is a pattern of char, delicately and painstakingly burnt onto the surface in tiny block print.
Whoever wrote this was obviously either very patient or very bored.
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SO SIS
SAY HI TA ALL THA FOLKS BACK WEST O THE RIVER FER ME.
DOING WELL HERE. HAVE MONEY AND SOME USEFUL THINGS, WILL PUT IT IN THE BAG AND FIND SOMEBODY HEADED WEST TO GIVE IT TO YOU.
MOONWOOD IS PURTY. EVERBODY SAYS DUNT GO YULE DIE. BUT I DUN GON. ENT NO WUS THEN LURKWOOD, AN WE LIVES THER. MAYBE BETTER THAN LURKWOOD -- NOT SO MANY ORCBANDS RAIDIN AN DEFNITELY NOT SO MANY OGRE.
CITY PEOPLE HERE VERY STUPID. HAD MORE TROUBLE ON TRAIL IN ONE DAY THAN IN THREE TENDAY. FANCY FOLK THINK CRITTERS GIB A SHEEE-IT WHO THEY TRYIN TA IMPRESS. CITY PEOPLE OBSESSED WITH WHO THEY GUN RUT WITH. NEAR ALL THEY TALK BOUT, LESS ITS GITTIN TREZSUR.
SOMETIMES YA GIT THE BEAR, OTHER TIME, BEAR GITS YA FUST, RITE?
THOUGHT I SAW GHOST T'OTHER DAY. SAW GAL LOOK JUST LIKE YA HEADIN' OUT O THE RIVERMUT CITY. BIG, TALL, GREEN, MOVE GOOD, TOO, SAW HER OUTTA CORNER O MY EYE. THEN I NOTICE SHE CARRY A BIG OL OAKLEAF SHIELD, AN I KNOW YOU DUNT NEVER BOTHER WIT THAT. AN SHE WERE CARRYIN A BOW THAT'D TAKE ME A WHOLE YEAR TA MAKE IFFIN I DINT MESS IT UP FOUR TIMES DOIN IT. SO I KNOW IT WERNT YA. WENT TA INTERDUCE MYSELF, BUT SHE DUN DISAPEERD, SO SHE KIN MOVE REAL GUD.
LIKE TA MEET A GAL LIKE THAT. ENT REDDY TA SETTLE DOWN TIL I KIN GIT THE FAMLY IN BETTER SIRKUMSTANCES. BUT I GUN KEEP MY EYE OPEN ANYHOW.
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SO SIS
SPEEKIN O GOOD ROMANTIK MATCHES, YOU PICKED TWEEN GURDAK AN FERDY YET? I THINK EITHER ONE MAKE YA GOOD MAN. GURDAK ENT IN GUD WIT HIS FAMLY, I KNOW, BUT IFFIN THEY PATCHES IT UP, MEBBE THE FAMLY KIN TRADE A BIT WITH THA TRIBE. FERDY HES OKAY TOO BUT I WISH HED STOP DRINKIN SO MUCH AN YA KIN TELL HIM I SED IT.
LOTS O ELFS HERE. AN MORE TINIES THEN YA KIN SHAKE A SQUIRL AT EVEN IF THA SQUIRLS WILLIN. SOME OF THEM ARE TUFF, TOO. OH, MET A GNOME AN SOME OTHER FOLKS I TELL YA BOUT THEM WHEN I MAKES A NEW CHARSTICK, MAYBE TWO NIGHTS FROM NOW. KINT CALL THEM NONE FRENDS YET, AS THEY ALL SEEM TA THINK PLAIN FOLK IS STUPID FOLK AN GRIN AT MA FACE LIKE I DUNT KNOW THEY LOOKIN DOWN ON ME. BUT A FEW O THEM HAS THEY HEDS ON RIGHT SIDE FORD, SO THEY WUTH TALKIN BOUT I THINK.
GOTTA GO DOWN TRAIL A BIT TA SEE THA DRUIDS. POSSIBLE THEY TRAIN ME UP BUT DUNT WURRY I ENT GOT NO IDEAS BOUT RISIN PAST MA STATION. THEM FANCY FOLKS IS ALL TEW CRAZY FER ME EVEN IF SOME IS PURTY. LIKE THA ELFS SAY, ENT NO POINT PULLIN YER STRING, IF YA KIN SEE AIR IN THA NOCK.
OKAY I GON DOWNTRAIL TA SEE THEM DRUDES FER A SPELL AN THEN I SIT AN RITE YA MOR. GOTTA FIN SOMEBUDDY I KIN TRUST TA CARE THIS TA YA WITOUT JES TAKIN YER GIFTS AN RUNNIN. AT'LL BE WHILE, I DUN TRUST MOS OF THESE FOLK TA DO RITE YET. BUT TILL I FINDS ONE, THAT GIVS ME TIME TA KEEP RITIN SO IT ALL WORK OUT.
SPEEKIN O GOOD ROMANTIK MATCHES, YOU PICKED TWEEN GURDAK AN FERDY YET? I THINK EITHER ONE MAKE YA GOOD MAN. GURDAK ENT IN GUD WIT HIS FAMLY, I KNOW, BUT IFFIN THEY PATCHES IT UP, MEBBE THE FAMLY KIN TRADE A BIT WITH THA TRIBE. FERDY HES OKAY TOO BUT I WISH HED STOP DRINKIN SO MUCH AN YA KIN TELL HIM I SED IT.
LOTS O ELFS HERE. AN MORE TINIES THEN YA KIN SHAKE A SQUIRL AT EVEN IF THA SQUIRLS WILLIN. SOME OF THEM ARE TUFF, TOO. OH, MET A GNOME AN SOME OTHER FOLKS I TELL YA BOUT THEM WHEN I MAKES A NEW CHARSTICK, MAYBE TWO NIGHTS FROM NOW. KINT CALL THEM NONE FRENDS YET, AS THEY ALL SEEM TA THINK PLAIN FOLK IS STUPID FOLK AN GRIN AT MA FACE LIKE I DUNT KNOW THEY LOOKIN DOWN ON ME. BUT A FEW O THEM HAS THEY HEDS ON RIGHT SIDE FORD, SO THEY WUTH TALKIN BOUT I THINK.
GOTTA GO DOWN TRAIL A BIT TA SEE THA DRUIDS. POSSIBLE THEY TRAIN ME UP BUT DUNT WURRY I ENT GOT NO IDEAS BOUT RISIN PAST MA STATION. THEM FANCY FOLKS IS ALL TEW CRAZY FER ME EVEN IF SOME IS PURTY. LIKE THA ELFS SAY, ENT NO POINT PULLIN YER STRING, IF YA KIN SEE AIR IN THA NOCK.
OKAY I GON DOWNTRAIL TA SEE THEM DRUDES FER A SPELL AN THEN I SIT AN RITE YA MOR. GOTTA FIN SOMEBUDDY I KIN TRUST TA CARE THIS TA YA WITOUT JES TAKIN YER GIFTS AN RUNNIN. AT'LL BE WHILE, I DUN TRUST MOS OF THESE FOLK TA DO RITE YET. BUT TILL I FINDS ONE, THAT GIVS ME TIME TA KEEP RITIN SO IT ALL WORK OUT.
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OH SIS AFER I FERGETS. THEM FOLK IN KERVAR DUN GOT THEYSELFS BURNT OUT BY WEREWUFFS. BUT THEY DEZERV IT FER CHOPPIN DOWN TREES WHAT NEVER HURT THEM, AN THO I DUNT HOLD WITH NO MALARITES AN SPESHLY NO DAM WEREWUFFS, I GOTTADMIT I ENT FEELIN NO BROKE HART FER EM. WER ALL I KUD DO NOT TA BLOODY UP MA NUCKLES ON EVER PERSUN I SAW WHEN I SAW WHAT THEY DUN TA THA WUDS.
SOMETIMES I THINK I BENE FOLLAD, BUT I ENT SURE BY WHUT. WHUTEVER IT IS, IT REEL REEL REEL LITE O STEP AN YA KNOW I KEEPIN MA EYES OPEN EVEN WHEN I SLEPES. WHUTEVER IT IS, IFFIN IT GIB ME TRUBLE, I SKIN IT AN SEND IT TA YER FER TA MAKE YERSELF A HAT.
SOMETIMES I THINK I BENE FOLLAD, BUT I ENT SURE BY WHUT. WHUTEVER IT IS, IT REEL REEL REEL LITE O STEP AN YA KNOW I KEEPIN MA EYES OPEN EVEN WHEN I SLEPES. WHUTEVER IT IS, IFFIN IT GIB ME TRUBLE, I SKIN IT AN SEND IT TA YER FER TA MAKE YERSELF A HAT.
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SO SIS
THEM DRUDES AT THA GREAT OAK WHICH IS NORTH O THA RIVER AN EAST OF THA DEADERHOUSE, BUT WEST OF THE HIGHHALL SITY DUN SAID I COULD STAY AN TRAIN WITH EM. SOME FOLKS WHATS IMPORTANT DONE COME AN ALL ARGUE BOUT STUFF I DUNT NO NUTHIN BOUT THO SO I LEF AN WILL TALK TA FOLKS LATER STEAD O JES SITTIN BOUT LIKE A THIRD LEG.
THEY GON DO SUMTHIN FANCY RITUAL TA REGROW THA WOODS THEM KERVARR IDJITS DUN KILT. I DUN KNOW HOW RITUAL WERK, BUT THEY TELL ME OVER TIME, I RECKON. IFFIN I KIN SURVIVE TRYIN TA HEP EM KILL A DRAGON.
FIGGER YA MIGHT NOT BE GITTIN THIS ERE SACK.
THEM DRUDES AT THA GREAT OAK WHICH IS NORTH O THA RIVER AN EAST OF THA DEADERHOUSE, BUT WEST OF THE HIGHHALL SITY DUN SAID I COULD STAY AN TRAIN WITH EM. SOME FOLKS WHATS IMPORTANT DONE COME AN ALL ARGUE BOUT STUFF I DUNT NO NUTHIN BOUT THO SO I LEF AN WILL TALK TA FOLKS LATER STEAD O JES SITTIN BOUT LIKE A THIRD LEG.
THEY GON DO SUMTHIN FANCY RITUAL TA REGROW THA WOODS THEM KERVARR IDJITS DUN KILT. I DUN KNOW HOW RITUAL WERK, BUT THEY TELL ME OVER TIME, I RECKON. IFFIN I KIN SURVIVE TRYIN TA HEP EM KILL A DRAGON.
FIGGER YA MIGHT NOT BE GITTIN THIS ERE SACK.
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SO SIS
LAID UP FER SPELL, WERE NEAR KILT BY WUFF RITE UNNER THA GREAT OAK NOT FIVE STEPS WAY FROM WHERE I SPENT ALL TOTHER NIGHT PEACEFUL ONNACOUNT OF LET MA GARD DOWN FER WUNS AN GOT PADE BAD FER IT. WUD BE BERD FUD SEPT I GIB A HORS MA HAT FER TA MUNCH ON AN HE CUM KICK THA SNOT OUTTA THA WUFF TIL HE DED.
ON OTHER HAN FOUN FISHIN NET SOME DED FELLER ENT GON NEED NO MOR, SO EVEN IF ENT SAFE WHER I TRAININ, KIN TURN IT TA HAMMOCK AN SLEEP UP IN THA TREES AT NIGHT WAY WE USE TA AFTER MA DIED ONNACOUNT OF YA WAS JES THAT DAM BIG, SEEIN AS YER PA WAS ORC AN MA ALWAYS WERE TINY WUMMIN. I WERE SMALL BACK THEN AN YOU WAS FRESH TINY, BUT HAMMOCK IS GUD WAY TA SLEEP UP TWENNY FEET IN AIR WHER MOS THINS WHUT GIT YA DUNT EVEN LOOK, ONNACOUNTA SUMHOW TWENNY FEET IS BIGGER DISTANS WHEN YA LOOK UP THAN WHEN YA LOOKS TA YER RIGHT ER LEF.
DRUDE LADY TOL ME NOT TA GO TA THA HILLS AN MOONWOOD NO MORE, LEASTWAYS TIL TRAININ IS OVER, AN I IS BORED TA TEARS A BIT, SEEIN AS THEY ENT NO GOOD WOODS FER TA WANDER MUCH BY THA RIVER, AN A WUDSMAN WHUT DUNT WANDER THA WUDS IS THA PITOME O USELESS. SO AM CONSOLIN MASEF AN STALKIN GREENSKIN RUNTS WHUT GITS IN MA WAY AN IRRITATES ME. NOT ORC, THEY GRUMPY BUT RESPECTABLE, BUT THA LITTLE DUM ONES.
STILL BENE FOLLAD, STILL ENT SURE BY WHUT.
LAID UP FER SPELL, WERE NEAR KILT BY WUFF RITE UNNER THA GREAT OAK NOT FIVE STEPS WAY FROM WHERE I SPENT ALL TOTHER NIGHT PEACEFUL ONNACOUNT OF LET MA GARD DOWN FER WUNS AN GOT PADE BAD FER IT. WUD BE BERD FUD SEPT I GIB A HORS MA HAT FER TA MUNCH ON AN HE CUM KICK THA SNOT OUTTA THA WUFF TIL HE DED.
ON OTHER HAN FOUN FISHIN NET SOME DED FELLER ENT GON NEED NO MOR, SO EVEN IF ENT SAFE WHER I TRAININ, KIN TURN IT TA HAMMOCK AN SLEEP UP IN THA TREES AT NIGHT WAY WE USE TA AFTER MA DIED ONNACOUNT OF YA WAS JES THAT DAM BIG, SEEIN AS YER PA WAS ORC AN MA ALWAYS WERE TINY WUMMIN. I WERE SMALL BACK THEN AN YOU WAS FRESH TINY, BUT HAMMOCK IS GUD WAY TA SLEEP UP TWENNY FEET IN AIR WHER MOS THINS WHUT GIT YA DUNT EVEN LOOK, ONNACOUNTA SUMHOW TWENNY FEET IS BIGGER DISTANS WHEN YA LOOK UP THAN WHEN YA LOOKS TA YER RIGHT ER LEF.
DRUDE LADY TOL ME NOT TA GO TA THA HILLS AN MOONWOOD NO MORE, LEASTWAYS TIL TRAININ IS OVER, AN I IS BORED TA TEARS A BIT, SEEIN AS THEY ENT NO GOOD WOODS FER TA WANDER MUCH BY THA RIVER, AN A WUDSMAN WHUT DUNT WANDER THA WUDS IS THA PITOME O USELESS. SO AM CONSOLIN MASEF AN STALKIN GREENSKIN RUNTS WHUT GITS IN MA WAY AN IRRITATES ME. NOT ORC, THEY GRUMPY BUT RESPECTABLE, BUT THA LITTLE DUM ONES.
STILL BENE FOLLAD, STILL ENT SURE BY WHUT.
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SO SIS
YA WOULDN' BELIEB HOW MUCH GOLD THEY PAYS A FELLER JES TA TAKE A WALK THROUGH THA MOUNTAINS. WIT' YER SHOULDERS, YA COULD TAKE THREE PACKS AT ONCET, AN' MAKE REAL GOOD MUNNY... ENUFF TA SEND YA FOOD AN' ENYTHIN' ELSE TA WANTIN' FER, IFFIN I KIN FIND A TRUSTFUL FELLER TA BRING IT. ER ELSE I HAB TA BRING IT MASEF, IFFIN I KIN GIT PAST GURDAK'S TRIBE.
DUNNO. MEBBE THAT OTHER WUMMIN I SAW COULD DO IT -- TRIBE PROBLY LEAB HER ALONE. HAD TA SKIRMISH MA WAY OFF THA RIVERMOOT HILL COUPLE DAYS AGO. TOOK NEARLY ALL DAY TA SNEAK AN' KILL MA WAY DOWN TA THA RIVER. GREENSKIN RUNTS WASN' TAKIN' NO FER A ANSWER. AN' I GOT ME A NEW HAT DOWN IN RIVERMOOT FER MA TROUBLE, ONNACOUNTA THA' HORSE ET MA LAS' ONE. THIS'UN ONLY GOT TWO HOLES INNIT. STARTIN TA MAKE SOME FRENS TOO WHUT ENT DUM IN THA HED LIKE THEM FANCY FELLERS HOO THINKS I IS STUPID.
STILL BENE FOLLAD. ALL THA WAY THROUGH THA MOUNTAINS. BUT THA TOO FELLERS I WERE WITH DINT SAY NUTHIN, SO NEETHER DID I.
YA WOULDN' BELIEB HOW MUCH GOLD THEY PAYS A FELLER JES TA TAKE A WALK THROUGH THA MOUNTAINS. WIT' YER SHOULDERS, YA COULD TAKE THREE PACKS AT ONCET, AN' MAKE REAL GOOD MUNNY... ENUFF TA SEND YA FOOD AN' ENYTHIN' ELSE TA WANTIN' FER, IFFIN I KIN FIND A TRUSTFUL FELLER TA BRING IT. ER ELSE I HAB TA BRING IT MASEF, IFFIN I KIN GIT PAST GURDAK'S TRIBE.
DUNNO. MEBBE THAT OTHER WUMMIN I SAW COULD DO IT -- TRIBE PROBLY LEAB HER ALONE. HAD TA SKIRMISH MA WAY OFF THA RIVERMOOT HILL COUPLE DAYS AGO. TOOK NEARLY ALL DAY TA SNEAK AN' KILL MA WAY DOWN TA THA RIVER. GREENSKIN RUNTS WASN' TAKIN' NO FER A ANSWER. AN' I GOT ME A NEW HAT DOWN IN RIVERMOOT FER MA TROUBLE, ONNACOUNTA THA' HORSE ET MA LAS' ONE. THIS'UN ONLY GOT TWO HOLES INNIT. STARTIN TA MAKE SOME FRENS TOO WHUT ENT DUM IN THA HED LIKE THEM FANCY FELLERS HOO THINKS I IS STUPID.
STILL BENE FOLLAD. ALL THA WAY THROUGH THA MOUNTAINS. BUT THA TOO FELLERS I WERE WITH DINT SAY NUTHIN, SO NEETHER DID I.
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SO SIS,
I HAS SAVED YA UP SOME MUNNY FER TA BY FUD FER THA FAMLY, JES HAS TA GIT BACK TA YA. BEEN ALL OVER THA MOONWUD. ITS DANGROUS LIKE THA LURK, ONLY WIT LESS ORC AN MORE TIMBER WUFFS.
DOIN ODD JOBS FER COINS. ENT GOT MUCH USE FER EM BUT IT KEEP ME BUSY, AN' MEBBE I TRADES EM IN FER SOME MAGIC THIN WHUT MITE HEP WHEN DANGER CUMS ROUN.
ENT SEEN THAT PURTY GREEN GURL AGIN BUT IS LOOKIN. THEYS A TINY WHUT IS SORTA A DRUDE, SHE IS GOOD COMPNY AN MAYBE I BRING HER HOME TA SHOW HER THA LURK WHEN I BRINGS THA FAMBLY FUD.
FOUN OUT WHUT BIN FOLLIN ME ROUN. YA WUNT BLIEB IT. BUT ENT GOT TIME FER THAT NOW - THAT RAFFIN TINY WUNTS ME TA GO SCOUT SOME DEDDERS WHUT ENT THERE, JES THA SOUN O THEM SCREAMIN ALL THAT TIME. I THINK ITS JES SOME SORCELIN THA FANGERS DID FER TA SKEER FOLK MYSEF BUT SHE INSIST THEYS REAL. CALLS EM WITES. WHY SHE CALL EM THAT I DUNT NO, NOT EVEN BONIES IS RILLY WITE LESS THEYS BEEN DRIED OUT FER LONG TIME.
I HAS SAVED YA UP SOME MUNNY FER TA BY FUD FER THA FAMLY, JES HAS TA GIT BACK TA YA. BEEN ALL OVER THA MOONWUD. ITS DANGROUS LIKE THA LURK, ONLY WIT LESS ORC AN MORE TIMBER WUFFS.
DOIN ODD JOBS FER COINS. ENT GOT MUCH USE FER EM BUT IT KEEP ME BUSY, AN' MEBBE I TRADES EM IN FER SOME MAGIC THIN WHUT MITE HEP WHEN DANGER CUMS ROUN.
ENT SEEN THAT PURTY GREEN GURL AGIN BUT IS LOOKIN. THEYS A TINY WHUT IS SORTA A DRUDE, SHE IS GOOD COMPNY AN MAYBE I BRING HER HOME TA SHOW HER THA LURK WHEN I BRINGS THA FAMBLY FUD.
FOUN OUT WHUT BIN FOLLIN ME ROUN. YA WUNT BLIEB IT. BUT ENT GOT TIME FER THAT NOW - THAT RAFFIN TINY WUNTS ME TA GO SCOUT SOME DEDDERS WHUT ENT THERE, JES THA SOUN O THEM SCREAMIN ALL THAT TIME. I THINK ITS JES SOME SORCELIN THA FANGERS DID FER TA SKEER FOLK MYSEF BUT SHE INSIST THEYS REAL. CALLS EM WITES. WHY SHE CALL EM THAT I DUNT NO, NOT EVEN BONIES IS RILLY WITE LESS THEYS BEEN DRIED OUT FER LONG TIME.
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SO SIS,
NOW I'S HUNKERED DOWN AT FORTHPEEK WIT TANOS AN THAT TINY NAME SLIVER. IT STORMIN UP GUD, SO I CARVIN ONNA CHEST FER TANNOS. AN I WERE THINKIN MEBBE YA AN THA FAMBLY MIGHT WANTA CONSIDER MOVIN ON OUT THIS WAY. THEYS GOT MORE GAMEN FOLKSD NEED FER A SPELL, AN LESS YA SIDES TA PIK A MAN, THEYS PLENTY HERE TA CHUSE FROM.
THEYS A ORPHANAGE, WHICH THEY TELL ME IS A PLACE FER FOLKS TA GO WHEN THEYS FOLKS IS DED... THAT SURE DO FIT THA FAMBLY BOUT RIGHT. PLACE IS CREEPY ONNACOUNTA THEY ALWAYS GOT FRESH FOOD COOKIN BUT I ENT NEBBER SEEN NOBODY THERE, NEBBER. BUT ASIDES THAT, ITS IN A GOOD SPOT, AN THERES EVERTHIN YA NEED TA TAKE KEER O YERSELF, WITH THA FANCYFOLKS NEARBY IN THA VILLAGE. I KINT EVEN SCRIBE HOW MANY PURTY THINS YA CUD HAB WHAT NOBODY LIKE US IS NEVER GON EVEN SEE IN THA LURK. AN THEYS PLENTY O DRUDES IN THA WOODS, TOO, SO ITS NOT LIKE THE FAMBLY WUD HAF TA GIT ALL DUMIFIDE AN LIB INNA TOWN ER NUTHIN. KIN THINK O SIX ER SEVEN GUD SPOTS YA CUD SLIP INTA AN NOBODY EVEN KNO YER THER. PUT SIMPLE I BEN DOIN THIS SHEE-IT THEY CALL VENTURIN FER LESSN ONE SEASON, AN I'S SAVE UP MOREN A THOUSAN GOLD COIN. A THOUSAN!! FER DOIN ZACKLY WHUT WE DOES EVER SINGLE DAY ANYHOW.
THINK BOUT IT, SIS. THIS IS EASY LIFE OUT HERE AN MUCH LESS DANGRUS.
NOW I'S HUNKERED DOWN AT FORTHPEEK WIT TANOS AN THAT TINY NAME SLIVER. IT STORMIN UP GUD, SO I CARVIN ONNA CHEST FER TANNOS. AN I WERE THINKIN MEBBE YA AN THA FAMBLY MIGHT WANTA CONSIDER MOVIN ON OUT THIS WAY. THEYS GOT MORE GAMEN FOLKSD NEED FER A SPELL, AN LESS YA SIDES TA PIK A MAN, THEYS PLENTY HERE TA CHUSE FROM.
THEYS A ORPHANAGE, WHICH THEY TELL ME IS A PLACE FER FOLKS TA GO WHEN THEYS FOLKS IS DED... THAT SURE DO FIT THA FAMBLY BOUT RIGHT. PLACE IS CREEPY ONNACOUNTA THEY ALWAYS GOT FRESH FOOD COOKIN BUT I ENT NEBBER SEEN NOBODY THERE, NEBBER. BUT ASIDES THAT, ITS IN A GOOD SPOT, AN THERES EVERTHIN YA NEED TA TAKE KEER O YERSELF, WITH THA FANCYFOLKS NEARBY IN THA VILLAGE. I KINT EVEN SCRIBE HOW MANY PURTY THINS YA CUD HAB WHAT NOBODY LIKE US IS NEVER GON EVEN SEE IN THA LURK. AN THEYS PLENTY O DRUDES IN THA WOODS, TOO, SO ITS NOT LIKE THE FAMBLY WUD HAF TA GIT ALL DUMIFIDE AN LIB INNA TOWN ER NUTHIN. KIN THINK O SIX ER SEVEN GUD SPOTS YA CUD SLIP INTA AN NOBODY EVEN KNO YER THER. PUT SIMPLE I BEN DOIN THIS SHEE-IT THEY CALL VENTURIN FER LESSN ONE SEASON, AN I'S SAVE UP MOREN A THOUSAN GOLD COIN. A THOUSAN!! FER DOIN ZACKLY WHUT WE DOES EVER SINGLE DAY ANYHOW.
THINK BOUT IT, SIS. THIS IS EASY LIFE OUT HERE AN MUCH LESS DANGRUS.
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SO SIS,
NEAR GOT ET BY A MOUNTAIN-CAT. BUT FOUN' A PURTY MOUNTAIN WIT' SOME KINNA DWARF TEMPLE INNIT. IT HAD SA MANY BOOKS! I KNOW WE ENT NEBBER RILLY HAD BOOKS, AN MEBBE YA DUNT MISS EM, BUT MA USET TA TALK BOUT EM ALL THA TIME... WERE ALL I CUD DO NOT TA GRAB TEN OF EM A'CUZ I ENT NEBBER HAD ONE AN WUD LIKE TA FER WHEN YA KINT TRAVEL AN THER ENT NABUDDY TA TALK TA.
NEX TIME I THINK I GITS AN ARMFUL.
SA THEY'S THIS FELLER LEIF WHUT WANTS TA DO GUD BY THA LADY, AN I'S GIBBIN HIM ADVICE. FELLER HAS SOME STONE-COLD SILLY IDEAS BOUT... EVERTHIN. POOR BOY THINKS TAKIN HIS SHIRT OFF GITS HIM CLOSER TA FEELIN LIFE ENERGIES FLOWIN THROUGH EVERTHIN.
I'S SET HIM SUM WORK TA DO, AN' THREATEN TA MAKE HIM HAB TA KICK MA BUTT IFFIN HE PIPES UP WITH TOO MUCH MORE DUMNESS LIKE THET. LEASTWAYS HE ENT CALLED ME WISE ONE LIKE TANNOS DID FER A BIT.
DRIVE A FELLER NUTS, ALL THEM FUNNY IDEAS FOLKS GIT. OH, BUT LEIF DID LOAN ME A BOOK SO I KIN READ BOUT HOW ALL THAT GODS WERE KINNA ARSES AN' GOT THROWD TA THA LAND FER A SPELL. SOUNS SA FAR LIKE THEY WAS KINNA IDJITS WHILE THEY WAS HERE, TOO. GLAD THA LADY DUNT DO THET SILLYNESS.
NEAR GOT ET BY A MOUNTAIN-CAT. BUT FOUN' A PURTY MOUNTAIN WIT' SOME KINNA DWARF TEMPLE INNIT. IT HAD SA MANY BOOKS! I KNOW WE ENT NEBBER RILLY HAD BOOKS, AN MEBBE YA DUNT MISS EM, BUT MA USET TA TALK BOUT EM ALL THA TIME... WERE ALL I CUD DO NOT TA GRAB TEN OF EM A'CUZ I ENT NEBBER HAD ONE AN WUD LIKE TA FER WHEN YA KINT TRAVEL AN THER ENT NABUDDY TA TALK TA.
NEX TIME I THINK I GITS AN ARMFUL.
SA THEY'S THIS FELLER LEIF WHUT WANTS TA DO GUD BY THA LADY, AN I'S GIBBIN HIM ADVICE. FELLER HAS SOME STONE-COLD SILLY IDEAS BOUT... EVERTHIN. POOR BOY THINKS TAKIN HIS SHIRT OFF GITS HIM CLOSER TA FEELIN LIFE ENERGIES FLOWIN THROUGH EVERTHIN.
I'S SET HIM SUM WORK TA DO, AN' THREATEN TA MAKE HIM HAB TA KICK MA BUTT IFFIN HE PIPES UP WITH TOO MUCH MORE DUMNESS LIKE THET. LEASTWAYS HE ENT CALLED ME WISE ONE LIKE TANNOS DID FER A BIT.
DRIVE A FELLER NUTS, ALL THEM FUNNY IDEAS FOLKS GIT. OH, BUT LEIF DID LOAN ME A BOOK SO I KIN READ BOUT HOW ALL THAT GODS WERE KINNA ARSES AN' GOT THROWD TA THA LAND FER A SPELL. SOUNS SA FAR LIKE THEY WAS KINNA IDJITS WHILE THEY WAS HERE, TOO. GLAD THA LADY DUNT DO THET SILLYNESS.
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SO SIS,
I SEEN A DRAGON. THEY'S EVER BIT AS SKEERY AS FOLKS SAY THEY IS. 'MEMBER WHEN WE SEEN THAT'UN FLYIN' BOUT? WELL, THEY'S A WHOLE SHEEE-IT-LOAD SKEERYER WHEN THEY'S TWENNY FEET AWAY AN' PISSED.
DRAGON MEAT TASTE TERR'BLE. AN IFFIN YA EATS TA MUCH AT ONCET, IT DOES SUMTHIN' HORR'BLE TA YA ONNA WAY OUT, TOO. LADY A' THA GLADE SAY OTHER DRAGON MIGHT GIT UPSET A' ME CHAWIN' ONNIT... SO I ENT MUCH DOIN' THA' NA MORE. WORKIN' ITS HIDE, THO, AND SINCE STEWIN' THA HART AN' LIBBER SEEMS NOT RILL BRIGHT, GUN TRADE IT TA SUMBUDDY I RECKON.
I'S SENDING A FELLER YER WAY WIT' THA SACK AN' SOME GRUB. COME TA RIBBERMOOT, THEY'S WORK FER YA THER WHUT YA CUD DO EASY, AN' THA FAMBLY CUD BE KEPT BUSY, TOO. RIBBERMOOT AN' FOURT'PEAK SA MUCH SAFER THEN THA LURK ITS LIKE CHIL' PLAY. THO A FELLER I KINNASORTA KNOWD GOT HISSEF DID UP THER, HE WERE THA SORT WHUT LIKET TA RUN CHARGIN ET STUFF TA KILL IT ON GENRAL PRINCIPLES. KINNA DUM. BUT HE WERE BRAVE AN ALSO WERE KIN' TA ME WHEN FOLKS ROUN' HIM WURNT, SA I ENT GUN SPEAK NA EBIL UVVIM. IN RIBBERMOOT YA'D BE SAFE FER RILL AN' HAB PLENTY MEN TA CHUS FRUM, AN' I CUD VISIT YA REG'LAR.
STAYIN NEAR SILVERYMOON ONNACOUNTA THA SILVERWUD'S ALL MEST UP. THEY CUTTIN ON IT TA HARD, ACAUSE THEY GOTS TROLL TRUBLE, BUT THA WOOD IS HURTIN' BAD. SO I'S HEPIN. GITS LONESUM, THO. THEY'S SUM FOLKS WHUT KNOWS ME AN' TRAVELS TAGITHER SUMTIMES, BUT NUTHIN' LIKE WHUT I CUD CALL A FRIEN' YIT. BEEN SINGIN A BIT O LATE, SONGS WHUT MA PA AN YER MA USE TA SING SUMTIMES. BUT THET JES' SEEM TA MAKE IT WURS. SO I'S HEPIN FOLKS OU' AN MEBBE I FINDS ME A PLACE TA DIG IN AN' SETTLE A BIT.
DUNT THINK IT GUN BE SILVRYMOON LONGTERM, THO. I'S A BOWSTRING ONNA CROSSBOW HER. MEBBE WINTERSEDGE. I'S GOIN' THER TA LOOK INTA SUMTHIN, MEBBE I STAYS. I'S SMALL AN' QUIET AN' JES' DANGROUS ENOUGH THA' THA STUPID FANCYFOLK DUNT STAY THER AN' LOOK DOWN THEY'S NOSES AT YA FER NOT BEIN STUPID LIKE THEY DOES HER.
I SEEN A DRAGON. THEY'S EVER BIT AS SKEERY AS FOLKS SAY THEY IS. 'MEMBER WHEN WE SEEN THAT'UN FLYIN' BOUT? WELL, THEY'S A WHOLE SHEEE-IT-LOAD SKEERYER WHEN THEY'S TWENNY FEET AWAY AN' PISSED.
DRAGON MEAT TASTE TERR'BLE. AN IFFIN YA EATS TA MUCH AT ONCET, IT DOES SUMTHIN' HORR'BLE TA YA ONNA WAY OUT, TOO. LADY A' THA GLADE SAY OTHER DRAGON MIGHT GIT UPSET A' ME CHAWIN' ONNIT... SO I ENT MUCH DOIN' THA' NA MORE. WORKIN' ITS HIDE, THO, AND SINCE STEWIN' THA HART AN' LIBBER SEEMS NOT RILL BRIGHT, GUN TRADE IT TA SUMBUDDY I RECKON.
I'S SENDING A FELLER YER WAY WIT' THA SACK AN' SOME GRUB. COME TA RIBBERMOOT, THEY'S WORK FER YA THER WHUT YA CUD DO EASY, AN' THA FAMBLY CUD BE KEPT BUSY, TOO. RIBBERMOOT AN' FOURT'PEAK SA MUCH SAFER THEN THA LURK ITS LIKE CHIL' PLAY. THO A FELLER I KINNASORTA KNOWD GOT HISSEF DID UP THER, HE WERE THA SORT WHUT LIKET TA RUN CHARGIN ET STUFF TA KILL IT ON GENRAL PRINCIPLES. KINNA DUM. BUT HE WERE BRAVE AN ALSO WERE KIN' TA ME WHEN FOLKS ROUN' HIM WURNT, SA I ENT GUN SPEAK NA EBIL UVVIM. IN RIBBERMOOT YA'D BE SAFE FER RILL AN' HAB PLENTY MEN TA CHUS FRUM, AN' I CUD VISIT YA REG'LAR.
STAYIN NEAR SILVERYMOON ONNACOUNTA THA SILVERWUD'S ALL MEST UP. THEY CUTTIN ON IT TA HARD, ACAUSE THEY GOTS TROLL TRUBLE, BUT THA WOOD IS HURTIN' BAD. SO I'S HEPIN. GITS LONESUM, THO. THEY'S SUM FOLKS WHUT KNOWS ME AN' TRAVELS TAGITHER SUMTIMES, BUT NUTHIN' LIKE WHUT I CUD CALL A FRIEN' YIT. BEEN SINGIN A BIT O LATE, SONGS WHUT MA PA AN YER MA USE TA SING SUMTIMES. BUT THET JES' SEEM TA MAKE IT WURS. SO I'S HEPIN FOLKS OU' AN MEBBE I FINDS ME A PLACE TA DIG IN AN' SETTLE A BIT.
DUNT THINK IT GUN BE SILVRYMOON LONGTERM, THO. I'S A BOWSTRING ONNA CROSSBOW HER. MEBBE WINTERSEDGE. I'S GOIN' THER TA LOOK INTA SUMTHIN, MEBBE I STAYS. I'S SMALL AN' QUIET AN' JES' DANGROUS ENOUGH THA' THA STUPID FANCYFOLK DUNT STAY THER AN' LOOK DOWN THEY'S NOSES AT YA FER NOT BEIN STUPID LIKE THEY DOES HER.
Re: Git the Bear ((PG-13))
((the following entries are stuck onto old sacks like before, but they tend to be more quickly and less-carefully done, one message per sack. The sacks themselves tend to be filled with various doo-dads and bric-a-brac, obviously gifts, though none of them are particularly valuable in and of themselves.))
SO SIS
I TOOK UP THA MLISHA BADGE ONNACOUNTA THA MARSHALL SED HE HEP YA GIT SET IN, RITE? WELL, IT DUNT SEEM NO DIFFERNT THEN BEFORES, CEPTIN' AS THEY SEES MA BADGE IN THEM TOWRS AN' WUNTS TA SELL ME A BUNCH O'-SHEEEE-IT WHUT I DUNT RILLY NEED.
THEY GOT GOOD BOWS AN ARRAS, THO, I GIVEM THAT. BUT I THINK PA WUD BE UPSET IFFIN I SPENT GUD MUNNY ON SOMETHIN' I CUD MAKE FER M'SELF, AN' MEBBE BETTER, TOO, IFFIN I PUT MA MIN' TA IT.
OH, THEY SELLS RIL, RIL, RILL! GUD QUALTY BLANKITS THER, THO. I GIT YA A BUNCH, AND LET YA CUT EM UP FER WINTER CLOTHS. THEYS GUD THIK WULL, SUMMATHA BEST I EVER SEEN, EBEN OVER IN FANCYTOWN.
ONCE YA GOTS YER HELTH BACK, I TAKE YA ONNA TRIP TA SEE FANCYTOWN. YA THIN' RIBBERMOOT IS BIG? SHEEEE-IT, I DO... BUT YA ENT SEEN NUTHIN' TILL YA SEEN FANCYTOWN, AN' THEY'S SHINY BRIDGE!
YER BRUTHER,
BRIER
SO SIS
I TOOK UP THA MLISHA BADGE ONNACOUNTA THA MARSHALL SED HE HEP YA GIT SET IN, RITE? WELL, IT DUNT SEEM NO DIFFERNT THEN BEFORES, CEPTIN' AS THEY SEES MA BADGE IN THEM TOWRS AN' WUNTS TA SELL ME A BUNCH O'-SHEEEE-IT WHUT I DUNT RILLY NEED.
THEY GOT GOOD BOWS AN ARRAS, THO, I GIVEM THAT. BUT I THINK PA WUD BE UPSET IFFIN I SPENT GUD MUNNY ON SOMETHIN' I CUD MAKE FER M'SELF, AN' MEBBE BETTER, TOO, IFFIN I PUT MA MIN' TA IT.
OH, THEY SELLS RIL, RIL, RILL! GUD QUALTY BLANKITS THER, THO. I GIT YA A BUNCH, AND LET YA CUT EM UP FER WINTER CLOTHS. THEYS GUD THIK WULL, SUMMATHA BEST I EVER SEEN, EBEN OVER IN FANCYTOWN.
ONCE YA GOTS YER HELTH BACK, I TAKE YA ONNA TRIP TA SEE FANCYTOWN. YA THIN' RIBBERMOOT IS BIG? SHEEEE-IT, I DO... BUT YA ENT SEEN NUTHIN' TILL YA SEEN FANCYTOWN, AN' THEY'S SHINY BRIDGE!
YER BRUTHER,
BRIER