1) It's spring here.
2) I was looking for the ACC freepost envelope, as when one is paying taxes one does not want to spent extra money on a stamp and envelope. Especially when one has been unemployed for 7 months.
Anyway... before I found the envelope, I found: $5.40, a condom that expires in 3 months and my old sheet of music I wrote when I was playing Ashanan! I figured I'd record it here before I chuck it out. As you'll see, I'm crap at writing myself - I rolled a perform of ~20 after writing the first one and a perform of ~30 for the second, so you have to roleplay that you like them anyway!
]Ode to Elriond
Oh, from the High Forest he came,
The brave ranger named Elriond,
To Rivermoot to seek his fame,
To his tasks, his word, his bond.
Oh, Elriond, we miss you so,
We wish you were here, we wish you didn't go!
Our brave elven hero bow in hand,
Adventure he did with his brother his friend,
Against all dangers he took his stand,
A foul orc it was who made his end.
Oh, Elriond, we miss you so,
We wish you were here, we wish you didn't go!
From up on high he watches down,
For your lives he wishes a new lease,
At the sadness he does frown,
For now he is at peace.
Oh, Elriond, we miss you so,
We wish you were here, we wish you didn't go!
The Epic Adventures of Kert and Korm: Part 1; Battle of Gnoll Cavern
From all directions they poured,
The sea of ne'er ending dogmen,
With tooth and claw and wicked blade,
Their vicious snarl and growl.
Against them all our two heroes stood,
Back to back they faced the horde down,
With blade and axe they held them back,
They fought them hard they fought them well.
Against their lord they finally fought,
The great beast strong our heroes hurt,
With a mighty blow from the evil gnoll,
To the ground our brave Korm fell.
With an angry roar Kert slayed the mighty beast,
And with reflexes quick,
Brought back his friend with liquid life,
"Tis but a wound of flesh!" Did Korm yell.
