A Land Far Away

Some funny, some not funny at all . . .


Daggerdale
Dead lagger
Dear Lagged
Glade Garde (tree huggers might like that one)

Waterdeep
We’re adept
We treed pa!

Selgaunt
Ale stung
Snug tale
Tune gals
Lute nags

Silver Marches
Elvis charmers
Veils charmers
Shrivel scream
Miss VCR healer
Charm elves, sir!

Baldur’s Gate
A subtle drag
Adult barges
Bastard glue
True bad lags (my favorite)

City of Arabel
Fatly aerobic


Laddy

LMAO!

Laddy those are awesome.

OK, I can't resist.

Spiderhaunt Woods

A HIDDEN OPUS WORST (contradictory message)
A HIDDEN SOUP WORST (OK, don't eat the soup at Northgate)
A HIDDEN WOP SO RUTS (Although Italian players were unfairly denigrated, they got some)
A SHODDIER TOWNS UP (Northgate wasn't looking too pretty)
A REDDISH SNOUT POW (Adventurers 1 boar 0)
A HUNDREDS ITS OP OW (Look out everyone, it's Orcpaladin!)
A HUNDRED WISPS TOO (Nobody ever got past the Grinners to see...)
A HOODED WISP TURNS (Run away! Run away!)
A SHUDDER I NOW TOPS (Foreshadowing of departure and rebirth?)
A SODDEN WHO PURIST (Drunken RP purists)
A DROWNED SHIT OPUS (OK, time to quit)

Due BG's "adult barges" have the nudity and jiggly paks?

BG : Bastard Glue ----> you use superglue knowing on the front end that your fingers are gonna stick at some point during the process so that's all you can call it when it does

Couple more . . .


A Land Far Away

A wary anal fad
Award ALFA? Nay!


Loudwater

A lewd tour
Auld tower
Would tear
Red Outlaw
Law detour
Law routed
Lo! War duet
A drow lute



Triboar

Bar riot
I rob art



Skullport

Plots lurk



Laddy

The best yet by far is . . .

The Pirate Isles

It shits a peeler
Tip: Eat relishes
It’s a pie shelter (lol)
A sheep rite list
A sterile she pit
His ale pretties
It repels a heist
Perils hesitate
I repel atheists

A wary anal fad

Skullport

Plots lurk

Indeed they do...

Whitehorn =
Thin Whore
Hither Now
Wither No

... and
Whore Hint
I Throw Hen
When Hi Rot
Hit Her Now
Her Hit Won
We Hit Horn