A Land Far Away

Her throat burned as she ran. Her gear, given up willingly, and submitting to the Domination Spell, all to ask how he got free when she was hunted.

*thwack*

Oh gods, not another one! Commanded to not strike back, all she could do was run. Run away from HER.

*thwack*

Another one! In her shoulder. Why? She wanted free, and this damned elf was doing THEIR work! She cooperated, she obeyed.

*thwack*

She told no one of the Tree. She swore to not bring them harm, and for what?

*thwack*

Westbridge loomed ahead.

*thwack*

The dirt her pillow. All her hopes faded as darkness took her vision. Arrows in her back, no weapons, no armor. The supplicant slain.

Do not go to the elves for aid.

Sound advice indeed.

Indeed............... elves evil! evil!

I'd say kill all the elves but their hides make for the softest, most luxurious leathers. So instead I'll recommend that all right minded folk begin a process of elven population management based upon the principals of sustainable hunting and the relocation of nuisance elves away from population centers through a non-lethal catch and release program. Also people should take great care not to feed the elves, like bears and alligators they become accustomed to humans feeding them. There are few things more annoying than finding bears eating your garbage, alligators in your swimming pools, or elves frolicking in your garden.

With these techniques in place a peaceful coexistence between people and elves can be attained, though it must always be kept in mind that elves are wild animals and cannot be properly domesticated. If one must keep an elf as a pet it is the owner’s responsibility to see that it is properly neutered as this both prevents overpopulation and reduces aggression.

As for hin…kill them all. They’re no better than cockroaches.

This event was well played on all ends... Good job to all involved.. And good luck to the overly informed

As one of the overly informed I´d say..aw! aw! aw!

And good played

Lasterx wrote:This event was well played on all ends... Good job to all involved..

I'd like to add to this. Allthough she went down fighting (running) ic, ooc she was graceful and all class. I was very impressed with how she handled it. Well done Misty.

+1

trusting elves.. hmm i think im beginning to see the genetic history of elves.. its not so different from orcs it seems

Err, wrong elves..

gribo wrote:Err, wrong elves..

no shit

I've personally found the orcs near westbridge to be well mannered and quite respectable. Apart from the BO and halatosis, their charming.

The elves in general stand a little off the road, buff themselves as soon as they see you, say something in their own language then fire arrows.

Nyarlathotep wrote:I'd say kill all the elves but their hides make for the softest, most luxurious leathers. So instead I'll recommend that all right minded folk begin a process of elven population management based upon the principals of sustainable hunting and the relocation of nuisance elves away from population centers through a non-lethal catch and release program. Also people should take great care not to feed the elves, like bears and alligators they become accustomed to humans feeding them. There are few things more annoying than finding bears eating your garbage, alligators in your swimming pools, or elves frolicking in your garden.

With these techniques in place a peaceful coexistence between people and elves can be attained, though it must always be kept in mind that elves are wild animals and cannot be properly domesticated. If one must keep an elf as a pet it is the owner’s responsibility to see that it is properly neutered as this both prevents overpopulation and reduces aggression.

As for hin…kill them all. They’re no better than cockroaches.

Hahaha brilliant!

As for the text, very nice. direct to the point.