Do Not Go to the Elves for Aid

Misty · Post by **Misty** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:14 am

Her throat burned as she ran. Her gear, given up willingly, and submitting to the Domination Spell, all to ask how he got free when she was hunted.

*thwack*

Oh gods, not another one! Commanded to not strike back, all she could do was run. Run away from HER.

*thwack*

Another one! In her shoulder. Why? She wanted free, and this damned elf was doing THEIR work! She cooperated, she obeyed.

*thwack*

She told no one of the Tree. She swore to not bring them harm, and for what?

*thwack*

Westbridge loomed ahead.

*thwack*

The dirt her pillow. All her hopes faded as darkness took her vision. Arrows in her back, no weapons, no armor. The supplicant slain.

Do not go to the elves for aid.

Mikayla · Post by **Mikayla** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:28 am

Sound advice indeed.

orangetree · Post by **orangetree** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:17 am

Indeed............... elves evil! evil!

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:20 pm

I'd say kill all the elves but their hides make for the softest, most luxurious leathers. So instead I'll recommend that all right minded folk begin a process of elven population management based upon the principals of sustainable hunting and the relocation of nuisance elves away from population centers through a non-lethal catch and release program. Also people should take great care not to feed the elves, like bears and alligators they become accustomed to humans feeding them. There are few things more annoying than finding bears eating your garbage, alligators in your swimming pools, or elves frolicking in your garden.

With these techniques in place a peaceful coexistence between people and elves can be attained, though it must always be kept in mind that elves are wild animals and cannot be properly domesticated. If one must keep an elf as a pet it is the owner’s responsibility to see that it is properly neutered as this both prevents overpopulation and reduces aggression.

As for hin…kill them all. They’re no better than cockroaches.

Lasterx · Post by **Lasterx** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:37 pm

This event was well played on all ends... Good job to all involved.. And good luck to the overly informed

Arkan Bladesinger · Post by **Arkan Bladesinger** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:45 am

As one of the overly informed I´d say..aw! aw! aw!

And good played

Rumple C · Post by **Rumple C** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:30 pm

Lasterx wrote:This event was well played on all ends... Good job to all involved..

I'd like to add to this. Allthough she went down fighting (running) ic, ooc she was graceful and all class. I was very impressed with how she handled it. Well done Misty.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:42 pm

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 12:45 pm

witch · Post by **witch** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:29 pm

trusting elves.. hmm i think im beginning to see the genetic history of elves.. its not so different from orcs it seems

gribo · Post by **gribo** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 6:40 pm

Err, wrong elves..

Misty · Post by **Misty** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 7:53 pm

gribo wrote:Err, wrong elves..

no shit

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:45 pm

I've personally found the orcs near westbridge to be well mannered and quite respectable. Apart from the BO and halatosis, their charming.

The elves in general stand a little off the road, buff themselves as soon as they see you, say something in their own language then fire arrows.

rudy2688 · Post by **rudy2688** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:11 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:I'd say kill all the elves but their hides make for the softest, most luxurious leathers. So instead I'll recommend that all right minded folk begin a process of elven population management based upon the principals of sustainable hunting and the relocation of nuisance elves away from population centers through a non-lethal catch and release program. Also people should take great care not to feed the elves, like bears and alligators they become accustomed to humans feeding them. There are few things more annoying than finding bears eating your garbage, alligators in your swimming pools, or elves frolicking in your garden.

With these techniques in place a peaceful coexistence between people and elves can be attained, though it must always be kept in mind that elves are wild animals and cannot be properly domesticated. If one must keep an elf as a pet it is the owner’s responsibility to see that it is properly neutered as this both prevents overpopulation and reduces aggression.

As for hin…kill them all. They’re no better than cockroaches.

Hahaha brilliant!

As for the text, very nice. direct to the point.