(When I get in, I will translate this by my own hand... Promis)
You know that you have played too much role when..
Your curriculum labor includes your class, level and alignment.
None of your friends knows your real name.
For you, manual and books are synonyms.
To be able to direct you a handsome woman, you have to spend a will force point.
I work you understand it like the resource that utilize to obtain the money that require for the manuals.
It depresses you more what passes your personage that what passes you in your own life.
You have not gone to the church in various years, by fear to that the párroco could be an Inquisidor that walks seeking.
It turns out to be incredible you that the people utilize the table of its dining room to eat.
The compañia in which you work opted better by placing your salary directly to the account of the store where purchases your material of role.
Your better sexual experience was a description detailed of an encounter with a your friend, the two alone and in your bedroom, where not even they were touched.
If in the previous case, she accepted to arrive to there because you her you gained in a shot of seduction.
You had a strong suit with the owner of the platería of your colony, because did not sell swords.
When you go to a bar, waits to know to a group of four or five individuals that will accompany yourself during all the remainder of your life.
You think that your knowledge are going to go improving for if same without need to study, simply by the accumulation of experience.
When you gather with your friends, converse all in shift, going always of left to right.
You consider that the time that pass in the work, the school or with your family is your free time.
You think sincerely that the people can carry all the day a shotgun trimmed inside the bag without nobody itself of account.
If one of your friends to stops frequenting to your group, waits that another appear to the few minutes and be integrated as if nothing, so that always they be the same quantity of people.
The owner of the pizzería of your colony already sends two pizzas large to your house every Friday at six o'clock, and all the already are expecting. It turns out to be difficult you to assimilate the existence of some token of clothes that do not be black.
To lose your market of given is a terrible blow to your finances.
The role of bath of your house are leaves of personage.
The role of bath of your house are different versions of the SAME personage.
You know more anecdotes of play that family anecdotes.
Speeches of your personages as if were real persons.
Alternate between third and first person when speeches of your personages.
Alternate between third and first person when speeches of your personages and none of your friends is confused.
You have dedicated good part of your life to modify the rules that yourself do not please, for when have them to your flavor to reject them.
You worship idolos of Gary Gygax in your basement.
You burn to Gary Gygax in effigy in your rear patio.
You have seen the jails television series and dragons.
You continue reading this list.
You continue coming out with people that yourself desagrada because play well Role.
You have discussed to shouts on something that occurred in a play (These dead person! Not, do not I be it!) Not to you stop buying the new edition of your favorite play by niñerías as that already tenias three.
You have more than one play material kilogram photocopied.
You consider old personages if perhaps to someone occurs him himself to direct that old system again. (It does not it matter if is TS: IF) you know to that I refer when I say TS: IF.
You have a doctorate in scoring systems manipulation for a better effect, although reproached the exam of geometry of the school.
You can consume your own weight in food chatarra during a session of play.
You consider that refreshments, papitas and pastelillos are a balanced diet.
You are known by travelling to distant places, to pay for the privilege of sleeping in the flat, eating trash and to buy figures of pewter of Gandalf alone by the pleasure of playing with (to direct a) persons that do not know.
You have your own weight in books of role.
You have memorized the currencies change board of AD&D in your head. You consider the century 20 as a mental state.
You have a generator of PnJ, written in BASIC and designed to run in the comodore 64 of the attic.
Always you design your leaves of personage.
You can do of 3 PnJ al same time without confusing your players.
Some time you played a personage enano that did not have "axe" or "beard" in any part of its name.
You know as knowing that sex is a Dwarf.
Some time you tried to explain that is a play of role to a teacher, prefect, relative or any another person done not initiate.
Some time you tried to explain that is a play of role to a teacher, prefect, relative or any another person done not initiate and achieved it.
You continue reading this list.
Your AC is so under that not even with your THAC0 you can strike you. You understood that.
You carry your market of given to events of role without given.
The personages of your acquaintances please you more that your same acquaintances. No longer you respond to your name of birth.
You have spent but money in material for the role that in food.
You forget yourself some times that century is.
Your friends/known who do not they play are felt excluded of your conversations.
Do not you have friends/known that do not they play.
You have but books that the store of role.
You think: ¿who has given of the ones that needs?
You have played during more than the half of your life. You still laugh when when someone says "hey, so-and-so, I believe that the barbarian of the corner wants another beer".
You have known to a jugadora Woman.
Tienedes to play different personages to you in race, religion, sex, sexual orientation or what be, alone to confuse to your friends.
You have had deep conversations about the merits by realism of the system of play of Champions, V&V, Marvel and DC-heroes... ignoring the fact that all the play of superheroes are a little exaggerated.
If you added 3 or 4 systems to the previous list.
Some time you tried to discover the fortress and weakness of a hemophiliac wolf man.
Smeagol, just a guest.
You know that you have played too much role when..
You know that you have played too much role when..
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"If none can never imagine how you did it... It was real Magic."
