The Akbar and Renunzio Radio Show (18+)

[ewayneself]

Black Coffee

The usual suspects gather for breakfast and planning at the Red Rock.

Akbar akh Asad: It is good to see you, food.

Laurelin: *sets the tray down, passes out*
Laurelin: food?

Akbar akh Asad: And also you, Laurelin.

Renunzio Buonofortuna: Thank you!
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Thank you very much.

Laurelin: From Kessla

Renunzio Buonofortuna: Hmmm... she cut my pay.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Heh

Laurelin: *sits back with her cup*

Akbar akh Asad: *frowns* Truly?

Renunzio Buonofortuna: I should be around more.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: *shrugs*

Laurelin: *starts drinking it black*
Laurelin: *swipes scone*

Akbar akh Asad: *blows on coffee*

Renunzio Buonofortuna: I eat a lot.

Laurelin: So, what'd I miss?

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *sips his coffee*

Akbar akh Asad: You missed the genitalia part of the conversation.
Akbar akh Asad: Also, the viewing of the feet.

Laurelin: lovely

Renunzio Buonofortuna: But we can recap, if you like.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: *grins*

Laurelin: No no, I'm well versed in genitalia and feet, thank you

Renunzio Buonofortuna: Ah, you know hin girls, do you?

Laurelin: *grins, sipping*

Akbar akh Asad: Renunzio put his on the table.

Laurelin: Feet, I assume, Akbar?

Akbar akh Asad: *frowns* Pretty sure, yes.

Renunzio Buonofortuna: They could be related.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: They are in close proximity.

Akbar akh Asad: Then we spoke some of the rescue attempt. And immediately fell into debate about Pancake.

Laurelin: *continues eating and sipping*

Akbar akh Asad: You trust the Pancake, Laurelin? You know him?

Laurelin: I trust him to to be straightforward. he seems earnest in his .. thing against Zhents. and wants to know how to fight them.
Laurelin: what better lesson? We NEED more power, he will bleed for us, I think.

Renunzio Buonofortuna: So, do we see how the Pancake stacks up?

Laurelin: *smiles* Depends on if he agrees
Laurelin: *finishes scone*

Renunzio Buonofortuna: Yes, we are counting our pancakes before they have browned.

Laurelin: *puts the empty cup on the table*
Laurelin: *clutches her stomach* ooooowwwwwww

Akbar akh Asad: So we have the three, pl...
Akbar akh Asad: *blinks*
Akbar akh Asad: What is it?

Renunzio Buonofortuna: *sets his coffee down.

Laurelin: *glares at the cup*
Laurelin: I forgot milk.
Laurelin: the coffee hurts how can you people drink it black?

Akbar akh Asad: You are a pussy.
Akbar akh Asad: *sips*

Laurelin: *mouth falls open at Akbar*

Akbar akh Asad: *blinks* What?

Renunzio Buonofortuna: Do you know what that means, Akbar?

Akbar akh Asad: Yes. I do. It means...

Renunzio Buonofortuna: And well, she has one, yes.. but is one.. that is a stretch.

Laurelin: *bursts into laughter*

Akbar akh Asad: When someone does not handle food or liqour...
Akbar akh Asad: Or cannot do something that someone else can.
Akbar akh Asad: The other person calls him a little kitty-cat.
Akbar akh Asad: They say onto that person: You are a pussy.

Laurelin: *holds her stomach, giggling*

Akbar akh Asad: This is correct, no?

Renunzio Buonofortuna: They are equated to a woman's genitals...
Renunzio Buonofortuna: As in good for nothing more.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Than that bit of anatomy.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: Not the kitty.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: The raging lioness within a lady's loins.

Akbar akh Asad: I do not understand. A woman's genitals cannot drink coffee.

Laurelin: *curls up tight in the chair, breathlessly laughing*

Akbar akh Asad: Even with milk.

Renunzio Buonofortuna: Such is the name given to a woman's genitals.

Laurelin: Kala... he needs a lesson.. *gasps* with Kala

Renunzio Buonofortuna: Even as the rooster that rises before the rest of you, lends its name to a man's genitals.

Akbar akh Asad: So a little kitty-cat has the same name as a woman's genitals, which is also having the same name as someone who cannot do something?

Renunzio Buonofortuna: Yes

Laurelin: *wipes ehr eyes*
Laurelin: Oh my gods.

Akbar akh Asad: So it is vulgar to call a person a pussy.

Renunzio Buonofortuna: Because we like to pet soft little kitty cats.

Laurelin: Akbar called me a pussy.
Laurelin: *giggles again*

Renunzio Buonofortuna: And cuddle them.

Akbar akh Asad: *frowns*

Renunzio Buonofortuna: And invite them to sit on our laps.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: So too...

Akbar akh Asad: Okay, okay. I get.

Renunzio Buonofortuna: I was hoping you would.

Akbar akh Asad: Say no more. It is a vulgarness that I have said.

Renunzio Buonofortuna: Yes.

Laurelin: yes
Laurelin: *calms, trying to breath slowly*

Akbar akh Asad: *to Laurelin* I am sorry to have called you a... that thing.

Laurelin: *waves it away* you are well forgiven

Renunzio Buonofortuna: Be glad that you did not address Mestin in the same manner.

Akbar akh Asad: Mestin drinks her coffee black.

Laurelin: She would have your manbits removed.

Renunzio Buonofortuna: And made into a necklace.
Renunzio Buonofortuna: To wear on special occasions.

Laurelin: Oh ... *snickers* oh my.

Renunzio Buonofortuna: With ribbons.

Laurelin: So.
Laurelin: what are we discussing?

Renunzio Buonofortuna: Your pussy.

Laurelin: before that

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[Mizbiz]

I'm going to have Mestin arrest Akbar and Renunzio for reckless keyboard endagerment.

[Burt]

How vulgar!

[danielmn]

Hilarious as always!

[RangerDeWood]