IRC poetry

[Baalster]

Not mine, but a gem I thought it was worth keeping.


[01:37] (Riotnrrd): dialup + rain = shite
[01:39] (Wynna-afk): Is that a haiku?
[01:41] (Riotnrrd): the riot, surfing
[01:41] (Riotnrrd): distracted by noise
[01:41] (Riotnrrd): cannot irc
[01:42] (Wynna-afk): ROFL


Baalster
HDM 081 Whitehorn[/quote]

[idoru]

I like the IRC bible.

* Adam has joined #Earth
* Eve has joined #Earth
<Adam> hey, i know you
<Eve> yeah
<Eve> let's have some kids
<Adam> k
* Cain has joined #Earth
<Adam> woo!
<Eve> Again?
<Adam> k
* Abel has joined #Earth
<Adam> yay, population of earth: doubled!
<Eve> k lads, there's work to do
<Cain> k, i'll go work the land
* Cain is now known as Cain^Land
<Abel> k, i'll go herd some sheep
* Abel is now known as Abel^Herd
<Adam> ah they're good lads
<Eve> Yes we have done well
<Cain> look, mum, my turnips are doing great!
<Cain> I'll go burn some to honour God!
* Cain burns a turnip
* Jehova sniffs
<Jehova> that smells great, Cain, you are a good man!
<Jehova> I really love turnips, and this smell is...
* Jehova sniffs
<Jehova> Is that lamb?
* Abel burns a firstborn of his flock
<Abel> yeah
<Cain> }:(
<Cain> grrrr, I am wroth!!1
<Jehova> oh, shush, turnips make a great sidedish
<Jehova> well, maybe not great, but adequate
<Jehova> ron
* Jehova has left #Wilderness
<Cain> come on Abel, we gotta talk
<Abel> ok
* Abel was kicked by Cain
* Abel has joined #Wilderness
<Abel> hey don't do that
* Abel was kicked by Cain
* Abel has joined #Wilderness
<Abel> Hey this hurts!
* Abel was kicked by Cain
* Abel has joined #Wilderness
<Abel> WTF stop this!
* Abel has left IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<Cain> heh
* Jehova has joined #Earth
<Jehova> wtf, where's Abel gone
<Jehova> I'd like some more lamb fs
<Cain> er... dunno
<Cain> Am I my brother's keeper?
<Jehova> Well, there's only four of you here
<Jehova> so how hard would it be to... OMG!
<Jehova> you kicked him!!! wtf
<Jehova> you just singlehandedly slaughtered 1/4 of #Earth's population
<Cain> ...
<Jehova> you are so banned!
<Cain> you're banning me from the channel my parents had to go to when they were banned?
<Jehova> I sure am
<Cain> this punishment is too great for me to bear
<Cain> but i deserve it
<Cain> i'll try to find another channel
<Cain> but anyone who sees me, may ban me on sight
<Jehova> Hell no, if anyone bans you, i'll ban him seven times
<Jehova> you just pick a channel, and i'll give you ops there
<Cain> k
<Cain> /Join #Nod
* Jehova sets mode: +b Cain!*cain@host1.10.3.genesis.com

* Cain has joined #Nod
* Jehova sets mode: +o Cain

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