Lord of the ALFA, Book II, The Two Servers

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Mikayla
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Post by Mikayla »

I agree with you wholeheartedly Twiggy! All we need to do is get that lazy biatch who wrote these things off her (incredibly sexy) butt!
ALFA1-NWN1: Sheyreiza Valakahsa
NWN2: Layla (aka Aliyah, Amira, Snake and others) and Vellya
NWN1-WD: Shein'n Valakasha
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Mikayla
Valsharess of ALFA
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Joined: Sat Jan 03, 2004 5:37 pm
Location: Qu'ellar Faen Tlabbar, Noble Room 7, Menzoberranzan, NorthUnderdark

Post by Mikayla »

The main reason there has been no further chapters of the LotA was summed up in Chapter 2.3.5:
It has been determined by the producers of the LOTA that the LOTA is no longer a functioning Parody. Indeed, rather than acting as a parody, the LOTA has BECOME the INSTITUTION and should now BE the SUBJECT of parody. The parody has become the norm, the revolutionary has become the government, the ass has become the elephant, down is now up, wrong is now right, cats and dogs sleeping together….it is a mad, mad, mad, mad, mad world.

In short….Mikayla has become “the Man.”

Knowing Mikayla as we do, we know how disturbing this is for her. I am sure you sympathize. Therefore, the LOTA will be discontinued indefinitely until such time as Mikayla loses her ‘authority’ and ‘respect’ and regains her ‘street cred’ as a muck raker, instigator and pain in the ass for the powers that be! Power to the people!

For those still lost on what has happened here, imagine if you will that Michael Moore woke up one day to find himself President of the United States, CEO of General Motors and Pope. Yes, it is THAT disturbing.


However, I think I may have had a long enough break. We shall see.
ALFA1-NWN1: Sheyreiza Valakahsa
NWN2: Layla (aka Aliyah, Amira, Snake and others) and Vellya
NWN1-WD: Shein'n Valakasha
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Vendrin
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I demand that I am no longer shown as an Eilistraeen! I am only an Eilistraeen when I am at the COE site! I AM EVIL HERE! Look at my avatar! Glowing Red Eyes=EVIL!
-Vendrin
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PensivesWetness
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Location: Cleveland, Ohio (where? whut? dude...)

Post by PensivesWetness »

Vendrin wrote:I demand that I am no longer shown as an Eilistraeen! I am only an Eilistraeen when I am at the COE site! I AM EVIL HERE! Look at my avatar! Glowing Red Eyes=EVIL!
i just want Mikayla to do a parody with Amy, Millia, Soppi and a Horse...

:shock:

:D

/me giggles insanely
<Gebb> ok, what does it mean to be "huggled"? <spidroth_esq> Something terrible. <Squamatus> buggered <Dran> sodomised <Squamatus> by an acorn on a stick <tresca> LOL <Gebb> that didn't help <alynn&gt
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