A Pirate in Water Deep
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Final I meet up with Jarlen … hes been real busy it seems … been all over recruiting blokes fer his band .. im ta meet em soon he tells me .. but first he wants ta introduce me to some important people in Arabel.
This bloke Jarlen knows everyone … every ware we go he has contacts .. and hes delt me solid so far .. why I don’t completely trust em yet .. im really starting ta like em … I hope I don’t ave ta kill em one day.
Jarlen tells me there are two major guilds in da city .. an ifin ye play it right .. ye can work fer both oh em .. but ifin ye play it wrong .. yer sure ta get deaded…. These blokes are my kind oh people .. they got some real work fer a man oh my talents .. an it don’t take me long fer them ta appreciate me skills…..
Bloody hells they been keeping me busy … Jarlen tells me he has ta head back east ona trip .. an that on his return we can head off ta Baulders Gate .. tha plan sounds good ta me … I got plenty oh work .. im making some real coin .. an me skills are improving daily.
By the time Jarlen returns fer me …. ima feared mate in da Arabel underworld … I got me some heavy hitting contacts .. some new gear … an some deadly skills im looking forward ta trying out…. HAR !!! but this town has been good fer me.
On the way out oh the city .. Jarlen takes a side road … an walks up ta this house .. im assuming hes gona break in an rob it when he pulls out a key like he owns it .. an walks right in…. im looking round fer witnesses cursing em fer a fool ta be acting this way in broad daylight…. He motions me in laughing .. tells me ta relax .. its his house .. he owns it.
As I walk in .. he presents me with two gifts .. a key .. an a short sword .. the type I favor…. He tells me the key is to this house .. and it is mine ta use fer whatever I want … shows me my own private room …. Then he tells me ta draw the sword .. I do .. it has an evil red glow about it .. an smells oh acid … he says any sword brother oh his must have a proper weapon …. I ask em what he wants fer these gifts .. noin nothing be free … he just smiles an tells me friendship an loyalty is all he wants …. I dono what ta say .. an stand there confused .. no one has ever givin me a dam thing afore … ive always had ta take it.
Sensing my confusion .. he claps me on da back .. an say come friend .. Baulder gate awaits … seems ive much ta think about on are trip.
This bloke Jarlen knows everyone … every ware we go he has contacts .. and hes delt me solid so far .. why I don’t completely trust em yet .. im really starting ta like em … I hope I don’t ave ta kill em one day.
Jarlen tells me there are two major guilds in da city .. an ifin ye play it right .. ye can work fer both oh em .. but ifin ye play it wrong .. yer sure ta get deaded…. These blokes are my kind oh people .. they got some real work fer a man oh my talents .. an it don’t take me long fer them ta appreciate me skills…..
Bloody hells they been keeping me busy … Jarlen tells me he has ta head back east ona trip .. an that on his return we can head off ta Baulders Gate .. tha plan sounds good ta me … I got plenty oh work .. im making some real coin .. an me skills are improving daily.
By the time Jarlen returns fer me …. ima feared mate in da Arabel underworld … I got me some heavy hitting contacts .. some new gear … an some deadly skills im looking forward ta trying out…. HAR !!! but this town has been good fer me.
On the way out oh the city .. Jarlen takes a side road … an walks up ta this house .. im assuming hes gona break in an rob it when he pulls out a key like he owns it .. an walks right in…. im looking round fer witnesses cursing em fer a fool ta be acting this way in broad daylight…. He motions me in laughing .. tells me ta relax .. its his house .. he owns it.
As I walk in .. he presents me with two gifts .. a key .. an a short sword .. the type I favor…. He tells me the key is to this house .. and it is mine ta use fer whatever I want … shows me my own private room …. Then he tells me ta draw the sword .. I do .. it has an evil red glow about it .. an smells oh acid … he says any sword brother oh his must have a proper weapon …. I ask em what he wants fer these gifts .. noin nothing be free … he just smiles an tells me friendship an loyalty is all he wants …. I dono what ta say .. an stand there confused .. no one has ever givin me a dam thing afore … ive always had ta take it.
Sensing my confusion .. he claps me on da back .. an say come friend .. Baulder gate awaits … seems ive much ta think about on are trip.
......... Im sorry , I didnt think you wanted your gold the way you let it hang in that pouch
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We decide ta go ta Loud Water again afore we make the trip ta Baulders Gate .. There be a few blokes there that he want me ta meet.
The journey was long .. an we almost got killed a few times .. tha worse was when dis giant spotted me …..it had me dead ta rights an was going in fer da kill .. out oh no ware Jarlen jumped in front an took tha blow … it almost killed em .. but we managed ta bring it down wit great luck an many traps …. After that .. I gave me loyalty ta Jarlen … he had shown emself ta be true ta me an risked his life more then once.
Several days later I spotted this bloke sneakin up on us … I told Jarlen bout it but he didn’t seem concerned … when tha bloke got close I drew steel an hit the shadows….. Turns out it was another oh his mates by da name oh Devin .. a tall gangly half breed…. We traveled together fer some time threw the wilds .. tha three oh us worked well together … instead oh avoiding conflict like twas my way .. we was killing anything that crossed are paths .. wit me as tha bait most da time .. leading things inta there traps. Twas an exciting an powerful feeling .. one I could get used to.
Devin finally parted ways with us outside oh Loud Water .. we rested up at da local Tavern fer a few days .. waiting fer the contact ta show… several days later .. he was there ..
a little gnome wit da skin rot .. name oh Snorri or Lord Helmet as he liked ta be called .. I just called em Crazy … he told me he was an Xoblothb gnome or some such .. an he was sposed ta be all gray skinned .. I never believed it though … bugger had tha skin rot from some nasty wench ifin ya ask me… he was a hard bloke not ta like ..an I took ta likin em at once .. didn’t trust em .. but I don’t trust many people.
So here we are three strong in are band ….. we did some adventuring fer a few days …. Ole Crazy proved a stout companion …. But we had more mates ta meet in Baulders Gate .. an we was running late .. Crazy had ta head east fer some business .. but was ta meet up with us later in da deep… seemed he had a bounty on his head an liked ta keep moving.
There was one more stop ta be made outside oh tha city … Jarlen took me east fer one day inta tha wilds … were he showed me a secret grove … in dis grove was an ancient elf .. an she had tha best healing ointments ta sell ive ever seen .. this was a rare treasure fer sure .. an I thanked em fer showing it ta me…. Stocked up wit more healing then I would ever need .. or so I thought .. we headed out fer Baulders Gate.
The journey was long .. an we almost got killed a few times .. tha worse was when dis giant spotted me …..it had me dead ta rights an was going in fer da kill .. out oh no ware Jarlen jumped in front an took tha blow … it almost killed em .. but we managed ta bring it down wit great luck an many traps …. After that .. I gave me loyalty ta Jarlen … he had shown emself ta be true ta me an risked his life more then once.
Several days later I spotted this bloke sneakin up on us … I told Jarlen bout it but he didn’t seem concerned … when tha bloke got close I drew steel an hit the shadows….. Turns out it was another oh his mates by da name oh Devin .. a tall gangly half breed…. We traveled together fer some time threw the wilds .. tha three oh us worked well together … instead oh avoiding conflict like twas my way .. we was killing anything that crossed are paths .. wit me as tha bait most da time .. leading things inta there traps. Twas an exciting an powerful feeling .. one I could get used to.
Devin finally parted ways with us outside oh Loud Water .. we rested up at da local Tavern fer a few days .. waiting fer the contact ta show… several days later .. he was there ..
a little gnome wit da skin rot .. name oh Snorri or Lord Helmet as he liked ta be called .. I just called em Crazy … he told me he was an Xoblothb gnome or some such .. an he was sposed ta be all gray skinned .. I never believed it though … bugger had tha skin rot from some nasty wench ifin ya ask me… he was a hard bloke not ta like ..an I took ta likin em at once .. didn’t trust em .. but I don’t trust many people.
So here we are three strong in are band ….. we did some adventuring fer a few days …. Ole Crazy proved a stout companion …. But we had more mates ta meet in Baulders Gate .. an we was running late .. Crazy had ta head east fer some business .. but was ta meet up with us later in da deep… seemed he had a bounty on his head an liked ta keep moving.
There was one more stop ta be made outside oh tha city … Jarlen took me east fer one day inta tha wilds … were he showed me a secret grove … in dis grove was an ancient elf .. an she had tha best healing ointments ta sell ive ever seen .. this was a rare treasure fer sure .. an I thanked em fer showing it ta me…. Stocked up wit more healing then I would ever need .. or so I thought .. we headed out fer Baulders Gate.
......... Im sorry , I didnt think you wanted your gold the way you let it hang in that pouch
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We finally made it to tha sword cost .. Jarlen tells me Baulders Gate is only two weeks travel away … seemed like a year… at every turn we are attached by hoards of humanoids ….. the healing I stocked up on is almost all gone …. BLOODY HELLS !!! this is a savage land …
Every day of travel sees me or Jarlen laying on the ground in are own blood … ive saved him from sure death at least five times now .. hes saved me at least a dozen… all the skills I thought I had are useless here .. even the lowliest of creatures are spotting me regularly … my wilderness lore learned in Loud Water does not seem ta be helping me … I don’t think we are gona make it to the city.
We enter a halfling village .. and find some much needed rest … the little ones are pleasant enough …. An they like our gold … so we stay a few days to recover … on the first day back into the wilds we are ambushed by two giants … they spot me at once an my chest explodes in blood … I lay on the ground in a daze an see Jarlen running off … the giants give chase an im left alone ta die… what seems like years .. but was proly hours .. Jarlen returns to me .. hes limping badly and covered in his own blood… he does what he can for me … an I still live .. but im not in good shape.
Seems there is a change of plans .. we was gona head straight to the city .. but with me along .. there is no way we will make it .. my skills are not good enough fer these wilds .. we head to a small town instead .. and in this town is a craftsman who works with leather .. he has the best goods ive ever seen for sale …. The kind of leather a man like me can really use .. tis all black an spotted and blends in … making me very hard to see … he has leather cloaks … an boots as well… I had to sell every thing I owned except my new sword ta get em .. but they were worth it.
We head out from there .. an traveling is much easier .. there are still hoards oh monsters .. but … they don’t spot me now an we can avoid em .. we pass by a mages tower an Jarlen wants me ta meet this mage … I don’t much like mages .. never can tell what there up ta .. but I agree an we head up to his tower….. Buy the Gods .. this mage has a magic shop … he has every thing I could ever want … hundreds of scrolls .. potions .. rings .. an me with no coin…. Oh I will be coming back here … once I get some coin ta spend.
Traveling the road on are way to the city .. its like a war zone … adventurers bodies are every ware left ta rot were they fell .. I must of looted thirty oh em … HAR !! but I got some coin again … an some much needed gear…. Seems I may be seeing that mage sooner then I thought…. One oh em had a wicked long bow … I hope it serves me better then it did tha last owner.
Finally we make it to tha city .. we hole up ina nice inn an await are contacts … it doesn’t take long afore they arrive.
Every day of travel sees me or Jarlen laying on the ground in are own blood … ive saved him from sure death at least five times now .. hes saved me at least a dozen… all the skills I thought I had are useless here .. even the lowliest of creatures are spotting me regularly … my wilderness lore learned in Loud Water does not seem ta be helping me … I don’t think we are gona make it to the city.
We enter a halfling village .. and find some much needed rest … the little ones are pleasant enough …. An they like our gold … so we stay a few days to recover … on the first day back into the wilds we are ambushed by two giants … they spot me at once an my chest explodes in blood … I lay on the ground in a daze an see Jarlen running off … the giants give chase an im left alone ta die… what seems like years .. but was proly hours .. Jarlen returns to me .. hes limping badly and covered in his own blood… he does what he can for me … an I still live .. but im not in good shape.
Seems there is a change of plans .. we was gona head straight to the city .. but with me along .. there is no way we will make it .. my skills are not good enough fer these wilds .. we head to a small town instead .. and in this town is a craftsman who works with leather .. he has the best goods ive ever seen for sale …. The kind of leather a man like me can really use .. tis all black an spotted and blends in … making me very hard to see … he has leather cloaks … an boots as well… I had to sell every thing I owned except my new sword ta get em .. but they were worth it.
We head out from there .. an traveling is much easier .. there are still hoards oh monsters .. but … they don’t spot me now an we can avoid em .. we pass by a mages tower an Jarlen wants me ta meet this mage … I don’t much like mages .. never can tell what there up ta .. but I agree an we head up to his tower….. Buy the Gods .. this mage has a magic shop … he has every thing I could ever want … hundreds of scrolls .. potions .. rings .. an me with no coin…. Oh I will be coming back here … once I get some coin ta spend.
Traveling the road on are way to the city .. its like a war zone … adventurers bodies are every ware left ta rot were they fell .. I must of looted thirty oh em … HAR !! but I got some coin again … an some much needed gear…. Seems I may be seeing that mage sooner then I thought…. One oh em had a wicked long bow … I hope it serves me better then it did tha last owner.
Finally we make it to tha city .. we hole up ina nice inn an await are contacts … it doesn’t take long afore they arrive.
......... Im sorry , I didnt think you wanted your gold the way you let it hang in that pouch
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Lafter
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The inn has some good Rot Gut .. tha kind oh drink dat burns all tha way down .. an ive been enjoying it ana few wenches these past few days… Jarlen has a nasty habit oh tasting supposed fine wines … tis an unmanly thing ta be doing .. but he seems set on it…. I can no convince em tha rot gut be much better.
Finally are contacts be in town .. we get word bout it an head outside da city ta meet em…. Im stickin to da shadows when we walk up on two blokes .. not sure ifin its them I draw steel an move in behind em. … da first be a huge half breed .. an da orc half be real noticeable … hes got a ruff look bout em .. his armor is covered in old blood an gore .. an he smells something nasty. Tha other bloke be a plain dressed human .. very clean compared to da orc blood .. an looking like hes not all there.
Jarlen greets em at once an calls me out fer an introduction .. I put me blades away an walk up behind em… tha orc jumps an looks ready ta fight .. tha human dosent react at all. I find out the orcs name be Vruck … tha human Jonan .. Jarlen says they are our kinda people .. an I tend to agree .. tha orc loves killing .. anything … anyware .. for the sheer joy oh watching it die… the human follows the death god .. an his lifes mission is ta find away ta kill someone .. just by touching them.
Har!! What a band we make .. we set out adventuring for a few moons … more ta learn each others ways then anything ….. Jarlen seeking power .. Vruck an Jonan living ta kill .. an me seeking gold… we are a formidable band .. an cut a bloody path all over the sword coast .. the things I hid an ran from afore .. we cut down with scary ease .. Vruck and his insane Axe work … Jonan with his precise body movements .. me and Jarlen striking from the rear were it hurt the most … I learned a lot from all three of them … I learned stealth an tactics from Jarlen … sword work from Vruck .. and control from Jonan .. every Ogre we cut down .. or Gnoll we butchered …. I got better at killing … I started ta like it … an that scared me … ive never had an issue with killing …. nor hesitated when it was time … but I always had a reason to kill …. This was a killing spree like ive never seen …. and I was feeling like a powerful god of death.
We had a few close calls .. an we all bled a good deal .. but by the time we came back we knew how ta work tagether … it was a given .. no need fer orders or commands .. I knew what tha others job was .. an they knew what mine was … we came ta trust an depend on each other … like ye favorite weapon on yer side.
Umberlee got upset wit me fer felling to powerful …. an decided ta teach me a lesson… we was taking a rest in da city .. when I decided ta ave a look see fer meself .. I grabbed nuff gear ta last me a few days an headed out inta tha wilds…. Being alone I relied on me stealth rather then me sword .. an took ta avoidin things again … I was mappin out da wilds as best I could .. keeping a eye out fer things ta bring da band back to….. when I spotted dis cave over tha hill.
Carefully I stalk up ta it when out from behind a rock this giant springs .. he spotted me wit ease … it crushed me ribs wit one swing … I lay there bleeding an paralyzed … I could do nothing but watch em gloat over me… he started ta pull out some bits oh plants an set a fire … the bastard was gona eat me !!!! ….
Umberlee decided I learned me lesson .. an send two bears walkin onta tha camp … the giant not wanting ta give up his meal ran ta kill em … in tha fight one bear was killed .. an tha other took ta running with the giant following it … neither of them to return for me….. three days later I awoke from a fever … I could move .. but not well .. I drank what healing I had … but was still in bad shape … Havin learned my lesson well .. I limped back ta Baulders Gate … swearing ta Umberlee I would not get so full oh meself again.
Finally are contacts be in town .. we get word bout it an head outside da city ta meet em…. Im stickin to da shadows when we walk up on two blokes .. not sure ifin its them I draw steel an move in behind em. … da first be a huge half breed .. an da orc half be real noticeable … hes got a ruff look bout em .. his armor is covered in old blood an gore .. an he smells something nasty. Tha other bloke be a plain dressed human .. very clean compared to da orc blood .. an looking like hes not all there.
Jarlen greets em at once an calls me out fer an introduction .. I put me blades away an walk up behind em… tha orc jumps an looks ready ta fight .. tha human dosent react at all. I find out the orcs name be Vruck … tha human Jonan .. Jarlen says they are our kinda people .. an I tend to agree .. tha orc loves killing .. anything … anyware .. for the sheer joy oh watching it die… the human follows the death god .. an his lifes mission is ta find away ta kill someone .. just by touching them.
Har!! What a band we make .. we set out adventuring for a few moons … more ta learn each others ways then anything ….. Jarlen seeking power .. Vruck an Jonan living ta kill .. an me seeking gold… we are a formidable band .. an cut a bloody path all over the sword coast .. the things I hid an ran from afore .. we cut down with scary ease .. Vruck and his insane Axe work … Jonan with his precise body movements .. me and Jarlen striking from the rear were it hurt the most … I learned a lot from all three of them … I learned stealth an tactics from Jarlen … sword work from Vruck .. and control from Jonan .. every Ogre we cut down .. or Gnoll we butchered …. I got better at killing … I started ta like it … an that scared me … ive never had an issue with killing …. nor hesitated when it was time … but I always had a reason to kill …. This was a killing spree like ive never seen …. and I was feeling like a powerful god of death.
We had a few close calls .. an we all bled a good deal .. but by the time we came back we knew how ta work tagether … it was a given .. no need fer orders or commands .. I knew what tha others job was .. an they knew what mine was … we came ta trust an depend on each other … like ye favorite weapon on yer side.
Umberlee got upset wit me fer felling to powerful …. an decided ta teach me a lesson… we was taking a rest in da city .. when I decided ta ave a look see fer meself .. I grabbed nuff gear ta last me a few days an headed out inta tha wilds…. Being alone I relied on me stealth rather then me sword .. an took ta avoidin things again … I was mappin out da wilds as best I could .. keeping a eye out fer things ta bring da band back to….. when I spotted dis cave over tha hill.
Carefully I stalk up ta it when out from behind a rock this giant springs .. he spotted me wit ease … it crushed me ribs wit one swing … I lay there bleeding an paralyzed … I could do nothing but watch em gloat over me… he started ta pull out some bits oh plants an set a fire … the bastard was gona eat me !!!! ….
Umberlee decided I learned me lesson .. an send two bears walkin onta tha camp … the giant not wanting ta give up his meal ran ta kill em … in tha fight one bear was killed .. an tha other took ta running with the giant following it … neither of them to return for me….. three days later I awoke from a fever … I could move .. but not well .. I drank what healing I had … but was still in bad shape … Havin learned my lesson well .. I limped back ta Baulders Gate … swearing ta Umberlee I would not get so full oh meself again.
......... Im sorry , I didnt think you wanted your gold the way you let it hang in that pouch
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Lafter
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After a few more moons of adventure on da sword coast .. the time seems right ta hit da deep. I had stole enough coin ta visit that mage several times ,,, and various craftsmen all over the coast .. an was better stocked then I ever had been …. I had a potion, scroll, trap or trick for any situation I could think of … I was becoming one oh the deadliest people ive ever met … and I liked the feeling it gave me ….. The four oh us together seem unstoppable .. an have not met anything we could not overcome ….
Ahh the deep … it was good to be back … I didn’t realize how much I missed it … within the first week .. Jarlen found us a house that was ours … he was possessed about getting us organized … an was well on the way…. There were two more blokes ta meet … an the Band would be ready
I met da first bloke .. a thin well groomed elf .. name oh Cael… he was ta be are main contact in Baulders Gate .. an had a smuggling operation already started up between da citys …. tha elf could put on a show …he was one oh tha most ruthless blokes I ever did meet .. but ta talk to em … fools would trust em wit der children … HAR !!! but I gots ta learn how ta do dat.
Tha other bloke was a mage .. Sarav .. ah very strange man .. I never did like him .. but he was a brother now .. so I treated em wit respect.
Da rules was simple and few ..the most important rule .. an one that ifin ye break would get ya deaded .. we do not betray are own in anyway .. an we all swore to it.
The second rule … ta stay a brother … every one paid …. An the swag rolled up hill .. da soldiers paid da captains .. da captains paid da bosses .. da bosses paid Jarlen … it worked out well… I was in charge oh da thieves an beggars .. Jonan tha assassins .. Vruck tha warriors .. Cael da spys an smugglers … and Sarav da Magic wielders..
We hit da deep like a storm … HAR !! but tha gold was flowing …. Are numbers swelled …. we had around 40 members … every one worked an every one paid … I had so much coin I couldn’t spend it all .. an I tried .. every day… I had tha best oh every thing … clothes … weapons … magic … wenches .. inns … tis what id always wanted …
Talk about power .. ta have hardened mates ta call upon at any time … ta walk inta a tavern .. an see five oh yer brothers … an keep it hidden .. until ye needed there help…. We had brothers from all walks oh life .. trusted and respected by every one but no one knew they was one oh us … an we liked it that way…. Never did I fear bout anything back then …. As I always had some one ta help me wit any problem.
By this time .. tha only one better then me at what I did was Jarlen …. an not by much … we were the perfect team when we worked together … I was a better thief an traps man then he .. he had sharper eyes an his blade work was more refined … he also moved with more stealth then me .…no one was safe from us .. we stole so much swag we gave it away .. for months we pillaged the deep .. but it couldn’t last forever .. and it didn’t.
Ahh the deep … it was good to be back … I didn’t realize how much I missed it … within the first week .. Jarlen found us a house that was ours … he was possessed about getting us organized … an was well on the way…. There were two more blokes ta meet … an the Band would be ready
I met da first bloke .. a thin well groomed elf .. name oh Cael… he was ta be are main contact in Baulders Gate .. an had a smuggling operation already started up between da citys …. tha elf could put on a show …he was one oh tha most ruthless blokes I ever did meet .. but ta talk to em … fools would trust em wit der children … HAR !!! but I gots ta learn how ta do dat.
Tha other bloke was a mage .. Sarav .. ah very strange man .. I never did like him .. but he was a brother now .. so I treated em wit respect.
Da rules was simple and few ..the most important rule .. an one that ifin ye break would get ya deaded .. we do not betray are own in anyway .. an we all swore to it.
The second rule … ta stay a brother … every one paid …. An the swag rolled up hill .. da soldiers paid da captains .. da captains paid da bosses .. da bosses paid Jarlen … it worked out well… I was in charge oh da thieves an beggars .. Jonan tha assassins .. Vruck tha warriors .. Cael da spys an smugglers … and Sarav da Magic wielders..
We hit da deep like a storm … HAR !! but tha gold was flowing …. Are numbers swelled …. we had around 40 members … every one worked an every one paid … I had so much coin I couldn’t spend it all .. an I tried .. every day… I had tha best oh every thing … clothes … weapons … magic … wenches .. inns … tis what id always wanted …
Talk about power .. ta have hardened mates ta call upon at any time … ta walk inta a tavern .. an see five oh yer brothers … an keep it hidden .. until ye needed there help…. We had brothers from all walks oh life .. trusted and respected by every one but no one knew they was one oh us … an we liked it that way…. Never did I fear bout anything back then …. As I always had some one ta help me wit any problem.
By this time .. tha only one better then me at what I did was Jarlen …. an not by much … we were the perfect team when we worked together … I was a better thief an traps man then he .. he had sharper eyes an his blade work was more refined … he also moved with more stealth then me .…no one was safe from us .. we stole so much swag we gave it away .. for months we pillaged the deep .. but it couldn’t last forever .. and it didn’t.
......... Im sorry , I didnt think you wanted your gold the way you let it hang in that pouch
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Lafter
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Im getting frustrated wit da band … I liked having me brothers ..an da gold is good …. but I no like all da responsibility … being rich be not everything I thought it would be .. at least being rich dis way … I miss the days oh me an Jarlen setting out on a grand adventure .. or me Vruck an Jonan hunting tha sword coast … I spend all my time now teaching green pads the art oh stealing .. an it seems a waste oh me time … they don’t listen an end up deaded within a month…. Then I gota find new ones an start teaching all over again … tis like a real job ….. Im needing a trip … I erd Silvery Moon is a grand place ta see .. im thinking ima head there soon.
One oh me solders brings me a problem .. seems some new beggar in town has be harasin em .. an hes scared … me solders name be Puq .. a tiny elf .. not much to em at all .. he be a spell caster .. or at least he says so … I sponsored em inta tha band hoping one day he would be useful …. Im still waiting.
I seen da beggar afore .. outside da dagger askin fer coppers .. a tall man wit dark skin an knotted hair …. Unkempt and dirty he was … I threw me half eaten pork roll at em one day an called em a few names .. he nodded his thanks an scurried on ….. I didn’t no his name at da time .. I found out from Puq it was Jacho.
I brought Puqs problem ta Jarlen an da other bosses .. deciding what we should do bout em … didn’t matter ta me either way. Vruck spoke fer em .. said there was more to em then we was seeing …... every one else could care less about em. Jarlen decided that he needed ta be taught a lesion .. put a 1000 coins on on his head an passed the job ta Jonan … dam .. Id a killed em fer 1000 coins .. but twas not me job ta do now.
Seems the local guild is starting ta get upset wit all tha work we been doing … we been cutting ita there profits… me an Jarlen set out ta ave a sit down wit Resic .. da leader oh tha local guild… Resic be a smart bloke .. an he didn’t want war .. but he could no have us cutting inta his coin supply … so after some long talks .. we decided ta cut em in on da swag .. problem handled.
HAR !!! … Jonan buggerd up da hit .. an Jacho still lives .. tis funny really .. while Jonan is a great mate to have at yer side an a better warrior then I will ever be .. he is no assassin .. his skill is nothing compared to me an Jarlens…. We have a pool going on how long Jacho will live … I got 100 coins on em .. saying Jonan cant get the job done…. I think about taking the job myself .. but Vruck askes me not to … hes still speaking fer the bloke … instead I decide ta ave a talk wit em .. tell em ta leave Puq alone.
The beggar Jacho be hard ta pin down … I spot em in tha dagger an go ta talk at em … he sees me .. gets all scared an creates a huge disturbance .. upsetting chairs an tables .. throwing things .. next thing ya know theres a brawl going on an he ran out the back door … hes rather smart fer a beggar … we could use a bloke like that…over the next few weeks I try two more times ta talk at em .. but its always the same .. an off he goes…. Starting ta tier oh this .. I decide ta hunt an trap em … it don’t take me long .. an one night I corner em wit swords drawn … he looks like a rabbit ina snare .. I tell em im not hear ta kill em .. ifin I was .. he would on never seen me… I tell em ta leave off Puq .. or I would not be happy .. an when I was unhappy .. blokes died… he agreed an begged me ta call off Jonan .. I laughed at em .. told em I had coins riding on his head an ta stay alive.
Later that same night .. I had ta kill two men … there were three oh em .. an one oh em owed me gold .. he didn’t wana come off it … I was gona let it slid fer now .. an pay em a visit later .. but wit three ta one .. he forced da issue ….after I killed em his mate rushed me .. while I was gutting em tha third was running away… it took me two days ta track em .. when I finaly cought em he begged fer his life .. an offered me a magic ring ta spare em … I decided ta accept tha offer an let em live .. I erd he left tha deep the next day headed ta Baulders Gate … ima have ta let Cael know about em.
Ive put it off long enough .. with plenty oh coin an gear .. Tis time fer me trip ta Silvy … I spread tha word that ima be out oh town fer a few months .. an let me mates know ware ima be … ahh ta be traveling again .. its been to long.
One oh me solders brings me a problem .. seems some new beggar in town has be harasin em .. an hes scared … me solders name be Puq .. a tiny elf .. not much to em at all .. he be a spell caster .. or at least he says so … I sponsored em inta tha band hoping one day he would be useful …. Im still waiting.
I seen da beggar afore .. outside da dagger askin fer coppers .. a tall man wit dark skin an knotted hair …. Unkempt and dirty he was … I threw me half eaten pork roll at em one day an called em a few names .. he nodded his thanks an scurried on ….. I didn’t no his name at da time .. I found out from Puq it was Jacho.
I brought Puqs problem ta Jarlen an da other bosses .. deciding what we should do bout em … didn’t matter ta me either way. Vruck spoke fer em .. said there was more to em then we was seeing …... every one else could care less about em. Jarlen decided that he needed ta be taught a lesion .. put a 1000 coins on on his head an passed the job ta Jonan … dam .. Id a killed em fer 1000 coins .. but twas not me job ta do now.
Seems the local guild is starting ta get upset wit all tha work we been doing … we been cutting ita there profits… me an Jarlen set out ta ave a sit down wit Resic .. da leader oh tha local guild… Resic be a smart bloke .. an he didn’t want war .. but he could no have us cutting inta his coin supply … so after some long talks .. we decided ta cut em in on da swag .. problem handled.
HAR !!! … Jonan buggerd up da hit .. an Jacho still lives .. tis funny really .. while Jonan is a great mate to have at yer side an a better warrior then I will ever be .. he is no assassin .. his skill is nothing compared to me an Jarlens…. We have a pool going on how long Jacho will live … I got 100 coins on em .. saying Jonan cant get the job done…. I think about taking the job myself .. but Vruck askes me not to … hes still speaking fer the bloke … instead I decide ta ave a talk wit em .. tell em ta leave Puq alone.
The beggar Jacho be hard ta pin down … I spot em in tha dagger an go ta talk at em … he sees me .. gets all scared an creates a huge disturbance .. upsetting chairs an tables .. throwing things .. next thing ya know theres a brawl going on an he ran out the back door … hes rather smart fer a beggar … we could use a bloke like that…over the next few weeks I try two more times ta talk at em .. but its always the same .. an off he goes…. Starting ta tier oh this .. I decide ta hunt an trap em … it don’t take me long .. an one night I corner em wit swords drawn … he looks like a rabbit ina snare .. I tell em im not hear ta kill em .. ifin I was .. he would on never seen me… I tell em ta leave off Puq .. or I would not be happy .. an when I was unhappy .. blokes died… he agreed an begged me ta call off Jonan .. I laughed at em .. told em I had coins riding on his head an ta stay alive.
Later that same night .. I had ta kill two men … there were three oh em .. an one oh em owed me gold .. he didn’t wana come off it … I was gona let it slid fer now .. an pay em a visit later .. but wit three ta one .. he forced da issue ….after I killed em his mate rushed me .. while I was gutting em tha third was running away… it took me two days ta track em .. when I finaly cought em he begged fer his life .. an offered me a magic ring ta spare em … I decided ta accept tha offer an let em live .. I erd he left tha deep the next day headed ta Baulders Gate … ima have ta let Cael know about em.
Ive put it off long enough .. with plenty oh coin an gear .. Tis time fer me trip ta Silvy … I spread tha word that ima be out oh town fer a few months .. an let me mates know ware ima be … ahh ta be traveling again .. its been to long.
......... Im sorry , I didnt think you wanted your gold the way you let it hang in that pouch
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Hey! you can't stop now Laf. What happened to the mysterious pirate?
<Burt> I lost my heart to pokemon porn so I wouldn't understand
<Thrasymachus>I gotta tell ya, Being the HDM of WD is like dating the school ho. Everytime ya get intimate ya notice another tat on her but with a friends (or rivals) name