After reading some of ol lafs story and plus popular demand (ok more than 2 people asking is popular demand in my books) plus boredom, I figure that I should sit down and write about one of alfas first well known pc villains : Snorri Gemfinder aka lord helmet. A few of you might remember him from times of early live, and many of you will have no idea about this little guy but he had some effect on this little collection of servers that is alfa, so be a good njublet(I say that in a nice way) and listen up.
Date: Sometimes todaysees
Lets seeseeys, what did I doings todaysees? hmmmms. I wore mys best yellows clothes todays. Bit tightsees aroundings armsums but prettys good other than that. Also managed to smoosh cake into helmet hole thingy and have some cakey! Was niceys! It had little tasty nut thingys on its, sort of hurt teeth bitsys but other than thaty was goody! had honeys in it toos! wows! mmmms maybes I find crumbs somewhere...was tasty! was big too! really big! made tummy full! mmmms.
oh, got chased by dragon todaysees in city toos.
Date: day aftering todaysees, making todaysees yeterdayses, so what todaysess then? not day after todaysees since todaysees yesterdaysees right?
...forgots what I was about to writes....thinks it was important...
A grey midget in a helmet in Waterdeep
Date: around nowsys
Just remembered whating was important! found a cake crumbsys! Also Managed to get boat to big silver city... Helped peoplings find tiny baby dragon which is also silver! maybes it a citys too! oohhhh. Callings it self megaloso or somethings, hid my crumbs froms its, even though it bit orcy that didnt like me, but I dids rescue its so I thinks it even nowsys.
Also two adventuring peoples tell me to remove helmet and think I a nastys mean svirfnebliny! so I runs aways and hids, tehehe they split up so I blind ones and cuts him up goods. Had lots of goldys! His friend turn up though so I set trappy next to dead freind and watch hims steps on it and its cuts him goods and he falls down all leaking red. He not haves so much mores goldy but he taste alot nicer when I cuts him up smalls enough. Not as goody as cake thoughs.
Just remembered whating was important! found a cake crumbsys! Also Managed to get boat to big silver city... Helped peoplings find tiny baby dragon which is also silver! maybes it a citys too! oohhhh. Callings it self megaloso or somethings, hid my crumbs froms its, even though it bit orcy that didnt like me, but I dids rescue its so I thinks it even nowsys.
Also two adventuring peoples tell me to remove helmet and think I a nastys mean svirfnebliny! so I runs aways and hids, tehehe they split up so I blind ones and cuts him up goods. Had lots of goldys! His friend turn up though so I set trappy next to dead freind and watch hims steps on it and its cuts him goods and he falls down all leaking red. He not haves so much mores goldy but he taste alot nicer when I cuts him up smalls enough. Not as goody as cake thoughs.
Date: Latering in earlier todays
Some Other gnome in dripping dagger not likeing me heaps. So I follows him outside and cuts him goods! Wasnt hungry thoughs. so I just take his stuff. Nothing goods thoughs. Met pretty woman who wants me to goes to Dale of daggerys to help some grouping theres! Soundings funs so I says yessy! She tells meings to meeting hers in daggery dales sometimeys. tehehe, took some of her money when she not look though.
Some Other gnome in dripping dagger not likeing me heaps. So I follows him outside and cuts him goods! Wasnt hungry thoughs. so I just take his stuff. Nothing goods thoughs. Met pretty woman who wants me to goes to Dale of daggerys to help some grouping theres! Soundings funs so I says yessy! She tells meings to meeting hers in daggery dales sometimeys. tehehe, took some of her money when she not look though.
Date: A few days from lastings
I take a drinky near loudwatery from river that comes froming it. I meetings a person with funny teethy calleding devin somethings or other. He was all happy and nice. But then person with real blonding hair sneak behind mes and hold knify to throatings! eeepp! he tells me to hold stills and let hims take moneys. Deven somethings or others acts like he being robbed toos... but I knows he just pretendings. As blonding man takes some goldy I manages to put small vial of smelly stuff that makes you all no seeable into mouthy and go all no seeable!
Tehehhehe you should of seen silly blonding persons face, look likes I just kick him in junking! He walks about lookings for mes, so I puts a little notey in his pockety tellings he should go to daggering dalesy with meings, since he smell niceing and takes goodsy care of hairs. I then Runs off waitings for him to find note! tehehe was fun. Did think about stabings hims buts.... he had such shiney hairsys.
I take a drinky near loudwatery from river that comes froming it. I meetings a person with funny teethy calleding devin somethings or other. He was all happy and nice. But then person with real blonding hair sneak behind mes and hold knify to throatings! eeepp! he tells me to hold stills and let hims take moneys. Deven somethings or others acts like he being robbed toos... but I knows he just pretendings. As blonding man takes some goldy I manages to put small vial of smelly stuff that makes you all no seeable into mouthy and go all no seeable!
Tehehhehe you should of seen silly blonding persons face, look likes I just kick him in junking! He walks about lookings for mes, so I puts a little notey in his pockety tellings he should go to daggering dalesy with meings, since he smell niceing and takes goodsy care of hairs. I then Runs off waitings for him to find note! tehehe was fun. Did think about stabings hims buts.... he had such shiney hairsys.
Date :A few days before another days
Have fun todaysy in loudwatery by robbings peoples with the blond hair person who callings self jarleny de flowerpot or somethings and deven somethings or other. tehehe some elf person try to run so wes beats up goods, one person got aways thoughs, trys to come and hurt jarleny with some more peoples, but most of those peoples turn around and hurt the persony who ran, they must like jarlenys hair too.
Had to goes to Daggerydales sometimes though, had thingys to do, people here not taste so nice either, hard to cut up thin enough to fit in helmety. Sooos anyways I go tells jarleny and he act all nice by helping mes, so he gets freinds, some woman who read books to much and I not like alots, and smelly person called mashany who callings me crazy all the timeys. I tells him I just lord helmet but he thinkings Im crazys, also think my pretty skin is all yucky. Also must have knot in tounge, cant say Svirfnebli for anythingys. He real smelly.
Have fun todaysy in loudwatery by robbings peoples with the blond hair person who callings self jarleny de flowerpot or somethings and deven somethings or other. tehehe some elf person try to run so wes beats up goods, one person got aways thoughs, trys to come and hurt jarleny with some more peoples, but most of those peoples turn around and hurt the persony who ran, they must like jarlenys hair too.
Had to goes to Daggerydales sometimes though, had thingys to do, people here not taste so nice either, hard to cut up thin enough to fit in helmety. Sooos anyways I go tells jarleny and he act all nice by helping mes, so he gets freinds, some woman who read books to much and I not like alots, and smelly person called mashany who callings me crazy all the timeys. I tells him I just lord helmet but he thinkings Im crazys, also think my pretty skin is all yucky. Also must have knot in tounge, cant say Svirfnebli for anythingys. He real smelly.
Date: Scary days
Jarleny and woman and mashany and mes go into greypeaks a few daysy agoings. Was SCARYIFYING! Big wolf almost eat jarleny, but mashany and woman and I's helps him. We had to wait for big two headed giant to pass thoughs. we run fast since we think he mightings come backs. SO we go in Big woods and end up in some towny and we rest in a taverny. I put a few dead leaves in jarlenys big shiney hair. tehehe he not like it though, think he busy trying to talk to woman who likes books, so I talk to smelly manshany, he prettyings funny, but he still callings me crazys and thinks I gottings skin rot, would of put leaves in his hairings if it wasnt all likings it issy.
So's anyways I goes to daggering daleses and jarleny tellings mes that he comeings laters. tehehe was still a leaf stuck in his hair.
Jarleny and woman and mashany and mes go into greypeaks a few daysy agoings. Was SCARYIFYING! Big wolf almost eat jarleny, but mashany and woman and I's helps him. We had to wait for big two headed giant to pass thoughs. we run fast since we think he mightings come backs. SO we go in Big woods and end up in some towny and we rest in a taverny. I put a few dead leaves in jarlenys big shiney hair. tehehe he not like it though, think he busy trying to talk to woman who likes books, so I talk to smelly manshany, he prettyings funny, but he still callings me crazys and thinks I gottings skin rot, would of put leaves in his hairings if it wasnt all likings it issy.
So's anyways I goes to daggering daleses and jarleny tellings mes that he comeings laters. tehehe was still a leaf stuck in his hair.