A Land Far Away

Seriously, isn't steel girders and railway bridges what everyone sees when they think 'infrastructure admin'?

Anyway, happy birthday (edit: next month) Foam!

Thanks for all your work for ALFA.

I was confused at this topic. Then I read my profile and learned I was dyslexic! Birthday is next month on the 7th, not this month on the 8th.

Ahem. Close enough! Thank you for the premature sentiment. I've fixed my profile.

It's time to come clean. Foam's actually my twin brother-- and our parents suck, which is why they named us "Mike" and "Michelle".

Zelknolf wrote:It's time to come clean. Foam's actually my twin brother-- and our parents suck, which is why they named us "Mike" and "Michelle".

Ick. No one calls me Mike! Call me what everyone calls me, "<Foam's Last Name>".

Happy premature birthday, <Foam's Last Name>

I've been trying to think of a premature joke, but i'm just not quick enough.

I hope you come up with it quickly, or she'll be disappointed.

Just FYI, everyone, my birthday is tomorrow.

Heero wrote:Just FYI, everyone, my birthday is tomorrow.

Who cares?

Heero wrote:Just FYI, everyone, my birthday is tomorrow.

Happy One Year Closer To Death Day.

kid wrote:

Heero wrote:Just FYI, everyone, my birthday is tomorrow.

Who cares?

Be nice you dog damned terrorist.

Heero wrote:

kid wrote:

Heero wrote:Just FYI, everyone, my birthday is tomorrow.

Who cares?

Be nice you dog damned terrorist.

TFTA

Traditional Farmfresh Turkey Association (est. 1984; UK)?

Clearly, he's calling you Turkey (the country or the bird, whichever you'd find more insulting).

You two should fight. I'm sure we've got some nets and tridents here somewhere.

Happy Birthday!