A Land Far Away

Chuck Norris actually has played on ALFA before, but he got banned. He played a human monk that killed 3 dungeon masters.

He can also boil water with just a look

Level caps dont apply to him.

He also has Keen applied to his eyebrows and shoots Powerword Kill from his nostrils.

The most powerful and valuable magic item in the history of ALFA is actually a "Scroll of Protection from Chuck Norris" , written by Chuck Norris.

One time Chuck Norris cast his scroll of "Protection from Chuck Norris" on himself, then he tried to roundhouse kick himself in the face.

Now there's 666 Heavens and 7 Hells, and Thor has a vagina.

The reason so little is known about Ao is because he is trying to keep a low profile with Chuck Norris around.

Henry Wu: "You're implying that a group composed entirely of the geekest people would somehow become... geekier?"
Dr. Ian Malcolm: "No, I'm, I'm simply saying that geekinss, uh... finds a way."

Chuck Norris Roundhoused Kid and Keed is the result

Lucifer wrote:Chuck Norris Roundhoused Kid and Keed is the result

I have gained understanding.