A Land Far Away

So, it is the last day of the year and I wanted to stop by and say hello to you all. Of course, ALFA as a whole (and most of you as at least a part) owe your existence to me and my creative genius. For this debt to me you owe nothing, your deeply held awe is quite enough.
I hope all of my friends on here are doing well and are happy. I hope all of my players still hold my games as the standard which shall never be surpassed. And of course, to those who don't like me, may you slowly die with the knowledge that a decaying, pus filled *something* is shoved deep into your...

Nice to see you again too

haha

mother wrote:Of course, ALFA as a whole (and most of you as at least a part) owe your existence to me and my creative genius.

I laughed hard at this, although I'm expecting the new ones to believe it. Good to hear from you, and glad you kept that ego in check.

Oh, good heavens.

Move along, nothing to see here.

Who are you?

Ah the good ol days.

holy jesus, its mother.

I miss our campaign, mommy :(

You are still a bastard I see.

Heh.

Hi mommy.

Burt. That name carries two images for me; firstly of course is the gay puppet from Sesame Street. Secondly would have to be you, dear sir, the gay puppet from ALFA.
Magile, good to hear from you. And they should believe it, as it is the truest thing about this place. =)
Wynna, you have always had a kinky crush on me. Glad to see you!
Swift, I expect that is a well-used phrase for you.
Vendrin! Good to see you still hard at it, sir!
Da Fluff. Dear God, you are a permanent fixture here or something. Like one of those guys that are in tons of movies but you can't quite place their name. ha! I jest.
Grand Fauxpas! Good to see you, my friend. I do as well, it was fun as hell...well, some folks idea of Hell anyway.
Faeryl, still a damned Drow lover? =)

How is this place doing without me? Still carrying on my vision of course (In a Eurotrashy Bureaucratically mediocre way). Actually, glad to see everything carrying on though the complexity of the machine must be totally insane at this point.

Modesty always was one of Mom's best qualities.

Hi Mother. Interested in some building work?

/me calls dibs