I believe it was in 2001 when I was living in England that the worst storm in recorded (measureable) history hit the country. I was on my way to New Orleans when Hurricane Katrina hit. More recently, it was only a few weeks after I left the general region that Cyclone Nargis hit Mynamar, responsible for over 100,000 deaths. A couple of days before going to Japan, a 6.8 earthquake hit Tokyo. A day or two after arriving in Japan, Tokyo was then hit by a typhoon, somewhat unseasonably. A day later, China was rocked by a massive 8.0 earthquake, killing around 70,000. Furthmore, whereever I go, it seems to rain.
Now, it may just be the drugs talking, but the only logical explaination that I can see is that I am, in fact, unknowingly the god of natural disasters and I am somehow causing these events to occur in areas around me. It would also explain why crows seem to follow me everywhere, laughing their sadonic little laughs.
I must learn to control my godly powers instead of having them fire off randomly.
Epiphany
If we all club together, can we send him to the White House?
*** ANON: has joined #channel
ANON: Mod you have to be one of the dumbest f**ks ive ever met
MOD: hows that ?
ANON: read what I said
ANON: You feel you can ban someone on a whim
MOD: i can, watch this
ANON: its so stupid how much power you think you have
ANON: Mod you have to be one of the dumbest f**ks ive ever met
MOD: hows that ?
ANON: read what I said
ANON: You feel you can ban someone on a whim
MOD: i can, watch this
ANON: its so stupid how much power you think you have
. . . To congratulate a potential job well done?JaydeMoon wrote:The secret police are on their way.
"Cleavage is like the sun. You can look, but it's best not to stare into it for too long." -Anon
Current PC: Claina Maynarren, halfling
Current PC: Claina Maynarren, halfling
Also: Clearly NickD is the incarnation of Talos the Stormlord. There's no other explanation.
"Cleavage is like the sun. You can look, but it's best not to stare into it for too long." -Anon
Current PC: Claina Maynarren, halfling
Current PC: Claina Maynarren, halfling
I must be Famine then.
Droughts and forest fires followed me through all of my undergraduate days. Never heard of three weeks without rain in Wales until I got there.
-Bill
Droughts and forest fires followed me through all of my undergraduate days. Never heard of three weeks without rain in Wales until I got there.
-Bill
- Currently NWN1 ALFA: Ryld Ky'bler
Currently NWN2: Gwindor Faelivrin, still not actually dead!
Formerly: Timyin Tim, Glorfindel Inglorion and Beleg Thalionestel amongst others.
In its current random state, it doesn't appear to hit where I currently am, but in areas nearby, areas I have recently been or areas I am about to go. The worst hit areas seem to be places I don't particularily like (I suspect Nargis was meant for Cambodia).Mayhem wrote:If we all club together, can we send him to the White House?
You'd have to send me to Maryland or something and hope for the best. But I like Washington DC, so don't hold your breath!
Current PCs:
NWN1: Soppi Widenbottle, High Priestess of Yondalla.
NWN2: Gruuhilda, Tree Hugging Half-Orc
NWN1: Soppi Widenbottle, High Priestess of Yondalla.
NWN2: Gruuhilda, Tree Hugging Half-Orc
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I'ma sandstorm.
“In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.” - Open Message to the Executive Branch.
