The year, 2006. The Opie & Anthony Radio Show held their annual Egg Nog Drinking Contest. The reigning champion Pat From Moonachie blew away the competition by drinking over 70 double-shots of delicious creamy egg nog in less than eighty minutes. Pat then proceeded to set a contest record: a staggering 75 double-shots of nog goodness. What happened next was a spectacle of amazement, jubilance, and wonder beheld by both gods and men, captured on film and audio. It was dubbed, "The Baby Bird", and appropriately so.
"The God of the Qurʾan is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully." -- Vaelahr