Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this INNERNETS!!1, a new persistant world based on NWN, conceived in [omitted], and dedicated to the proposition that all men are NOT created equal, for I am so much smarter than thou!
Now we are engaged in a great civil FLAME war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate! we can not consecrate! we can not desiccate! we can not subjugate! or any other fancy word that has a -cate or gate suffix. We can plow but we can not hallow, this ground! The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. NO BLOOD 4 OIL!!! The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us, that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion. That we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain. That this nation, under LULZ, shall have a new birth of freedom! and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the ALFA.
This speech, was written by me, and only me. No one else did it but me! If you don't believe than I'll ban you as soon as I take power, I mean, get voted in by you, you lovely people, you.
To learn more about why I won't do anything for you because you people are so utterly inadvisable and thick skulled, visit my vlog on NjubTube you idiotic putrid vlog-heads! Vote for me you detestable maggots!
My official candidacy for P.A!
-
HATEFACE
- Dr. Horrible
- Posts: 1068
- Joined: Sun Apr 18, 2004 3:17 am
- Location: A seething caldron of passive aggressive rage.
My official candidacy for P.A!
“In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.” - Open Message to the Executive Branch.
