A Land Far Away

For those of you who aren't aware of it, Metalocalypse is in it's second season now, for those who haven't seen Adult swim's premier series or if you just enjoy copious amounts of metal/dark humour/dismemberment/disembowelment/impalement/death by coffee/chopper/diamond encrusted codpiece and many others ought to check it out. They even have an album out which turns out is THE MOST BRUTAL ALBUM OF ALL TIME.

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Metal.

The metalopcalyse is upon us.

Then how do you explain the dead unicorns?