Van Helsing Strikes Again!

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:32 am

NEW YORK (AP) -- A peacock that roamed into the parking lot of a Burger King in New York City was beaten by a man who insisted it was a vampire.

Animal control officials in Staten Island say the bird was beaten so fiercely that most of its tail feathers fell out and it had to be euthanized.

The seven-year-old male peacock wandered into the restaurant parking lot and perched on a car hood last week. Charmed employees had been feeding it bread when the man appeared.

A restaurant worker says the man grabbed the bird by the neck, hurled it to the ground and started stomping it. She says when he was asked what he was doing, he responded, "'I'm killing a vampire!"'

Employees called police, but the man ran when he saw th

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/07/01/vampir ... index.html

ThinkTank · Post by **ThinkTank** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:05 pm

Fools! they dont know the danger of the vampiric SAR's carrying charm birds!

sgould72 · Post by **sgould72** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:00 am

Nekulor · Post by **Nekulor** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:16 pm

ThinkTank wrote:Fools! they dont know the danger of the vampiric SAR's carrying charm birds!

Actually, vampiric SARs carrying charm birds are the number one cause of death in New York right now, just ahead of murder by MS13 members.

KnightLight · Post by **KnightLight** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:08 am

I thought JC Denton was the number one cause of death in New York.

Nekulor · Post by **Nekulor** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:44 am

No no, JC is third. He was recently overtaken by the vampire birds and MS13 guys. They both multiply like killer rabbits (which is at an exact rate of rabbit reproductive rate * 42, seemingly tying them into the answer to life, the universe and everything).

fade · Post by **fade** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:46 pm

Where do you find this stuff nyar.

Nekulor · Post by **Nekulor** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:23 am

I found it on fark.