RIP Jerry Falwell

Rotku · Post by **Rotku** » Thu May 17, 2007 12:14 am

Well, after reading those quotes that Idoru posted, it seems like the gods finally decided to strike this raving mad man down. He just seems to be an ignorant lunatic - it's only ashame that there must be people who believe what he says, if he manages to get so much attention.

Grand Fromage · Post by **Grand Fromage** » Thu May 17, 2007 12:53 am

Rotku wrote:it's only ashame that there must be people who believe what he says, if he manages to get so much attention.

Oh, there are plenty of people, including the current US president. He was one of his personal advisors.

RangerDeWood · Post by **RangerDeWood** » Thu May 17, 2007 3:07 am

“If you’re not a born-again Christian, you’re a failure as a human being.”

Um... what if I was a Christian to begin with and never needed born again. Does that make me a failure as well?

Silly Falwell, born-again just means you done fscked up and realized it, you silly silly dead man. I've met born-again christians who were hundreds of times worse than I've ever dreamed of being. Does that make me a failure cause I'm not born-again? It almost makes me wanna go do whatever the fsck I want just so when I turn 30 I can look back, go "oops", and return to a God who is so ever-loving that he'll still let me go to heaven.

Fsck keeping your slate clean, Christianity has an eraser. And Jesus dusts them after every class period.

Rick7475 · Post by **Rick7475** » Thu May 17, 2007 3:29 am

I thought I saw him in the South Park episode of Hell.

danielmn · Post by **danielmn** » Thu May 17, 2007 3:42 am

Hrmmm he's done a lot of good?.... welllll...

a good quote

"There's good deeds and there's good intentions....
and they'll fall apart as heaven and hell."

Drankathar · Post by **Drankathar** » Thu May 17, 2007 11:12 am

thought the point of jesus was that he diedd for our sins thus meaning i can do what the fuck i want and get in heaven as long as i paid lip service to the church and believed in jesus and god?

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Thu May 17, 2007 1:41 pm

In a perfect world he'll open his eyes in the afterlife and be met by Thor...who will then proceed to hand him an ax and tell him its time to go fight some trolls.

Mulu · Post by **Mulu** » Thu May 17, 2007 2:43 pm

In a perfect world he would have been found dead from a drug overdose and with a teenaged gay hooker. Actually, I'm surprised that isn't how they found him.

Grand Fromage · Post by **Grand Fromage** » Thu May 17, 2007 6:29 pm

Well, Wikipedia had more detail about his death.

Cassiel · Post by **Cassiel** » Fri May 18, 2007 1:00 am

Danubus wrote:Yes, you are.

Happily, I'm not a bigoted, ignorant, pompous twat with a vastly overinflated sense of my own self-importance.

Praise the Lord for small mercies, eh Dan?

Mulu · Post by **Mulu** » Fri May 18, 2007 1:42 am

Grand Fromage wrote:Well, Wikipedia had more detail about his death.

And people criticize Wikipedia.

Cassiel · Post by **Cassiel** » Fri May 18, 2007 3:57 pm

The Onion:

Televangelist Jerry Falwell dead

"It'll be interesting to see how Jerry Falwell is able to blame the ACLU for this."

Nekulor · Post by **Nekulor** » Sat May 26, 2007 5:39 pm

I can't say I had a lot of respect for the man. When he said that, "Like slaves and soldiers, Christians ask no questions." He lost me... (I was much younger, like 12 or so). I admit, I don't like some people, but Falwell hates everyone. How he could call himself a respectable Christian for saying some of those things is beyond me.