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Re: Baby boy

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ElCadaver wrote:Congrats Heegs, you'll have to give me some tips, we are due in 8 weeks.
Protip - vaseline.

Before your newborn is wrapped up in his/her first ever nappy, smear a little vaseline over his/her bottom.

That first greenish-blackish poo sticks like tar, and a little coating of vaseline will make cleaning it off much, much easier.

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Damn,

I wish someone had told me that.
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Re: Baby boy

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Mayhem wrote:
ElCadaver wrote:Congrats Heegs, you'll have to give me some tips, we are due in 8 weeks.
Protip - vaseline.

Before your newborn is wrapped up in his/her first ever nappy, smear a little vaseline over his/her bottom.

That first greenish-blackish poo sticks like tar, and a little coating of vaseline will make cleaning it off much, much easier.

/Serious tip.
//Really.

Word.

And afre that, always keep a towel VERY handy while changing, eventually they will pee while the change is in progress and when it happens you'll want a towel handy or you'll get the "loose garden hose" phenomena which is funny later, but a mess to clean up :wink:
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Grats. May the poop come off cleanly. Both my boys shit on me at one time or another. Potty training is a glorious moment.
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Re: Baby boy

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Congratulations Heegz :)

My daughter just got 1 at the end of last month.

My only tip for Elcadaver is: get some sleep when you can.
That's what you'll need.
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