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holy crap. it's actually serious :dumb:
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definitely something missing in american politics is more naked women promising blowjobs.
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fluffmonster wrote:definitely something missing in american politics is more naked women promising blowjobs.
you know that never would fly with the religious right as their fetishes are much, much sicker and would never admit to them
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And I thought Belgium was only good for ale. Now see, if Mary Carey had tried this campaign platform, she might have become the governor of California.
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lmao, best campaign evar

"According to my planning this would take me 500 days to tour around the world, visiting all the ones who signed up for a blowjob on this page, giving 80 blowjobs per day."

That's one busy politician. ;)
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Finally. Signed up 3 times.

Now I just need to get a fake beard and a monocle for my disguises for the other 2 goes. :snob:

Let's just hope I'm first on her trip and not last. I'm not sure what adjective you'd use to describe 40,000th, but I doubt "sloppy" suffices.
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NESchampion wrote:Let's just hope I'm first on her trip and not last. I'm not sure what adjective you'd use to describe 40,000th, but I doubt "sloppy" suffices.
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Now see, if Mary Carey had tried this campaign platform, she might have become the governor of California.
She would have won by a landslide ;)
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I would have written her in on the ballot here in Maryland.
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