Wanted: Sturdy Adventurers for Amazing Adventure
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 7:38 am
It was another evening to dread being a tavern owner. The boorish dwarf [and self-proclaimed famous smithy] had begun his conquest to declare his thoughts and intentions to all who could hear him, whether 'dive' or 'nobby', for there was adventure waiting on the horizon. There was fortune to be found, surely, but the true prize began with an F. The answer isn't 'friendship'.
He was huffing, already mid-way through his sales pitch. "It be a place that nae one be goin' ta! Some be survivin' tha place, but thar must be somethin' that be missed! It be tae dangerous ta think it be simply... dangerous!" The obvious was always too obvious to Ivar Farranson, son of Bolgar, grandson of Boldur and descendant of Farran Ironbreaker. The obvious was always up to something fishy, acting like a decoy from something more than obvious. Something... obviouser? The word was unimportant to him.
"But I ain't lookin' fer folk that be assumin' tha glory be in death, or that this be simple fer others be doin' yer work." Beady, dark eyes peered over a bulbous, pimpled nose at no one in particular, but at least one patron felt the need to cough and look away. "I be needin' warriors. I be needin' scouts. I be needin' tha divine an tha arcane. Make na mistake - I be lookin' fer those prepared and ready fer tha trek. Thar be no hand-holdin' an singin' joyous songs of friendship an companions. This be us needin' ta survive wanderin' inta an inferno an comin' out alive."
The dramatic pause allowed Ivar to slowly step down from the table and make a few steps toward the door. Patrons began to stir and drunks began to murmur, the shifting of metal plates, chains and tankards slowly adding to the atmosphere. It was time for the finale, and he knew it.
"Oh," the unshapely man's head turned ever so slightly, "an if ye dinnae hear it tha first time. We be goin' deeper inta Yintros ta unearth whatever be down thar. I be waitin' fer yer response." As he continued to walk away, he hoped he had done things right. He was business-minded. He had a lot of places left to attend. But something in the back of his mind suggested that he hadn't actually mentioned the location earlier in the evening, taking away the dramatic moment he had built so spectacularly through his speech. Then again, given the individuals in that particular place, he had to hope they would remember anything at all.
(( Looking for a party to tempt fate and do Lower Yintros. Levels 6 - 8 would be best. The group will have limited space, and everyone is expected to have preparations and consumables ready for the trip - and to use them on everyone to ensure survival of the group. ))
He was huffing, already mid-way through his sales pitch. "It be a place that nae one be goin' ta! Some be survivin' tha place, but thar must be somethin' that be missed! It be tae dangerous ta think it be simply... dangerous!" The obvious was always too obvious to Ivar Farranson, son of Bolgar, grandson of Boldur and descendant of Farran Ironbreaker. The obvious was always up to something fishy, acting like a decoy from something more than obvious. Something... obviouser? The word was unimportant to him.
"But I ain't lookin' fer folk that be assumin' tha glory be in death, or that this be simple fer others be doin' yer work." Beady, dark eyes peered over a bulbous, pimpled nose at no one in particular, but at least one patron felt the need to cough and look away. "I be needin' warriors. I be needin' scouts. I be needin' tha divine an tha arcane. Make na mistake - I be lookin' fer those prepared and ready fer tha trek. Thar be no hand-holdin' an singin' joyous songs of friendship an companions. This be us needin' ta survive wanderin' inta an inferno an comin' out alive."
The dramatic pause allowed Ivar to slowly step down from the table and make a few steps toward the door. Patrons began to stir and drunks began to murmur, the shifting of metal plates, chains and tankards slowly adding to the atmosphere. It was time for the finale, and he knew it.
"Oh," the unshapely man's head turned ever so slightly, "an if ye dinnae hear it tha first time. We be goin' deeper inta Yintros ta unearth whatever be down thar. I be waitin' fer yer response." As he continued to walk away, he hoped he had done things right. He was business-minded. He had a lot of places left to attend. But something in the back of his mind suggested that he hadn't actually mentioned the location earlier in the evening, taking away the dramatic moment he had built so spectacularly through his speech. Then again, given the individuals in that particular place, he had to hope they would remember anything at all.
(( Looking for a party to tempt fate and do Lower Yintros. Levels 6 - 8 would be best. The group will have limited space, and everyone is expected to have preparations and consumables ready for the trip - and to use them on everyone to ensure survival of the group. ))