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Daily Trumpet - WINTER WITCH GIVES CONCERNED CITIZENS THE COLD SHOULDER!

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 9:40 pm
by ayergo
Last night CONCERNED CITIZENS approached the adventurers guild demanding a stop to the DEADLY WINTER. Known Auril CULTIST VALE COLDWINTER remains cruel and uncaring, choosing not to speak to the concerned citizens, but instead sent out his newest auril CULTIST CLARIANNA GARDNER, known within the cult as THE WINTER WITCH. Refusing to hear the pleas of the crowd THE WINTER WITCH began calling upon the power of auril to take control of the CONCERNED CITIZENS.

Luckily Waterdeep people are made of strong stuff and were not swayed by her EVIL ENCHANTMENTS. Recognizing her WICKED WITCHERY and the sway she holds over the Adventurers Guild they chose to withdraw rather than risk the lives of her thralls by confronting her directly.

Investigative research has confirmed that the WINTER WITCH Clarianna Gardner was smuggled into town in her natural form as a YETI through the network of a well known and prominent importing coster with ties to the Adventurers Guild. It is hinted that she is but one of many yetis in human form that are now spread throughout the city. Only time will tell what these YETI SPIES have planned, but one thing is for certain, there is still no end to this winter in sight.

Re: Daily Trumpet - WINTER WITCH GIVES CONCERNED CITIZENS THE COLD SHOULDER!

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 9:47 pm
by Wynna
This was not why she had stopped to peruse this...this... rag. A lying broadsheet. Calumnious yellow journalism. How dare it. How dare they? Could Nipsy Peanut advise her on how to react? How to bring the force of Law down on them? She'd picked it up to check to see if a fiction section existed, and instead found the entire thing comprised of fictions.

At least nobody with a featherweight of brains could possibly believe it. There was that cold comfort.

Re: Daily Trumpet - WINTER WITCH GIVES CONCERNED CITIZENS THE COLD SHOULDER!

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 9:50 pm
by ayergo
A "not a lawyer" may be advisable!

Re: Daily Trumpet - WINTER WITCH GIVES CONCERNED CITIZENS THE COLD SHOULDER!

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 10:32 pm
by Mick
Cold comfort.

Emphasis on the Cold.

Re: Daily Trumpet - WINTER WITCH GIVES CONCERNED CITIZENS THE COLD SHOULDER!

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 11:54 pm
by Rumple C
Wynna wrote:Could Nipsy Peanut advise her on how to react?
I imagine he could!

Re: Daily Trumpet - WINTER WITCH GIVES CONCERNED CITIZENS THE COLD SHOULDER!

Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 1:35 am
by Senor T
Lol. The Trumpet’s most ludicrous claim yet. That the LTC actually does any trading!