A Sign Posted in the SafeHaven - "Wees haz biggs trubbles..."
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 5:56 pm
Falim Sa steps into the Safehaven Inn.
After shaking hands with a few of the locals, he steps up to the notice board and posts a large piece of parchment.
The writing looks like that of a child. It reads:
"Peeples of Waterdeeps, we has biggs trubbles...
Manies of youss are getting largers. Nots wit musclings or guds stuffs. It's Fattings, very bad fattings.
Kals and I were talks and we tinks mayybees noblers has too muches coiners or sumethings.
I is heres to helpers. I startings to runs werkouts for youuss!
Furst wun is frees. Talks to mees, the Great Falim and I will helping yous.
Sunes everywuns will luks guds like mees. We can doos its!
Thee Great Falim"
After posting it up, he proudly walks out of the Safehaven with a smile on his face.
After shaking hands with a few of the locals, he steps up to the notice board and posts a large piece of parchment.
The writing looks like that of a child. It reads:
"Peeples of Waterdeeps, we has biggs trubbles...
Manies of youss are getting largers. Nots wit musclings or guds stuffs. It's Fattings, very bad fattings.
Kals and I were talks and we tinks mayybees noblers has too muches coiners or sumethings.
I is heres to helpers. I startings to runs werkouts for youuss!
Furst wun is frees. Talks to mees, the Great Falim and I will helping yous.
Sunes everywuns will luks guds like mees. We can doos its!
Thee Great Falim"
After posting it up, he proudly walks out of the Safehaven with a smile on his face.