Daily Trumpet: Is YOUR BABY A WERERAT? 5 easy ways to check!

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Daily Trumpet: Is YOUR BABY A WERERAT? 5 easy ways to check!

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EXTRA EXTRA! Anonymous sources have confirmed that WERERATS from the Rat Hills are using trickery and subterfuge to trick young women into relations in order to conceive more of their evil kind! Is YOUR baby a wererat? Use these simple tests to find out!

1) Does your baby like cheese or is totally repulsed by it? Either case could be an indicator that they are in fact a wererat!
2) Does your baby make high pitched noises? Wererats are known to operate at a higher pitch than most humans!
3) If your baby cries around cats it could be a wererat!
4) Have you had relations with someone recently where you don't recall all the details? They could have been a wererat trying to trick you!
5) Any odd tooth growth in the first two years? Wererats are known to have big front teeth and sharper teeth behind them!

Don't become a target to these vile creatures!

These tests not guaranteed to be 100% accurate and are only guidelines. You should consult with the mage guild for positive diagnosis of suspected lycanthropy.

((Due to player actions, rumors have spread about the possibility of wererats trying to mate and increase their numbers. Hysteria has hit many parts of Waterdeep, and proportionally the number of discarded babies has increased. Expect a higher likelihood of dropped babies on goblins.))

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There's a place I like to hide
A doorway that I run through in the night
Relax child, you were there
But only didn't realize and you were scared
It's a place where you will learn
To face your fears, retrace the years
And ride the whims of your mind
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