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Someone bugging you? Piss you off? Need them to go away? Well, Jared can take care of it. Hours are flexible. No nobility, but most everyone else. Jared also does not discriminate, unless you renege on a contract. Dwarves, elves, gnomes, old ladies, grade school bullies, over-bearing Watch sergeants, loud mouth snook-ery braggarts, pious holier than thouers, anyone you need. A contract is a contract.

Rates as follows: (profanity extra 5 gp a word)
Stern threatening lecture 100 gp
Stern threatening lecture with blades drawn 150 gp
A good shove and threatening lecture 150 gp
A good shove and a kick in the back quarters 200 gp
A flurry of blows 300 gp
Carve your initials on their back quarters 500 gp
A broken bone - arm/leg 600 gp
A broken bone - ribs 650 gp
Removal of teeth 700 gp
Multiple broken bones 800 gp
Finger/toe removal 800 gp each
Eye removal 1000 gp each
Tongue removal 1100 gp
Go away for a while 2000 gp
Go away for a long while 5000 gp
Go away and not be seen again 10000 gp

Contracts must identify the target by full name with a clear description and adress.
References upon request.
Jared is new in the area of the Adventurer's Quarter and hopes his services will benefit many.

As a gesture of good faith, Jared would like to report witnessing the assassination of one elven person named Toliv. His entrails were spilled all over the street by a dark cloaked short person while his companions lamented of his loss coiling up said entrails and carrying away the body.
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Murgen enters the SafeHaven looking haggard and a bit more subdued than usual. He looks around intently, but apparently sees nobody he recognizes, so he turns to the board and scans it for anything new.

Seeing "Jared's" note, he reads it, clenches his fists and says loudly enough to be heard, if not understood, "Ach, I were one o 'em friens. Set upon inna streets jes out tha doors we were, wi'in sight o tha watch buildin. 'twere more 'en tha one tha done fer 'im, were like tae be a army. Comin in waves. I'll nae sell yae slag fer gold, Ima 'pletely from tha swamps as tae whys tha sergeant were set 'pon, but 'tis time fer all o us tae bite tha molar. There's nae been a unscarred 'ero."

((Assuming that there are copies for the reader to take))...

Murgen rips takes a copy down, muttering, "Ne'er know when a sword fer 'ire be useful," and tucks it away.

((Not sure how to post this since not everybody would know, but)...

Taking pains to make sure that he is not followed by taking a cart to the Sea Ward and visiting the temple of Lathender where he asks again about word of Avendur Blackwood and then walking to the market where he browses the wares in the dwarves smithy and buys food at one of the stalls, Murgen looks for a waif to give the copy to and gives him 5 gold to slip the note under a door in the dock ward. ((i.e. whre Toleiv "used" to live.))
Retired NWN1: Murgen Kjarnisteinn (AKA Grumpy Scout)

NWN2 (Failed Experiment): Muir Cheartach, AKA The Pale Faced Pie Man

R.I.P.: Croaker Lyosbarr, Knight of Yartar, Lord of Lhuvenhead (NWN1)

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